How does a guitar player keep his guitar from being stolen?
A. He stores it in a cello case.
What do you call a guitar that's moving slowly?
A. Walk and Roll.
How do you know somebody is a really great guitar player?
A. He'll tell you.
Why do guitarists tour the most during the summer?
A. So they can visit all of their kids.
Which popular American folk song is about a legendary folk
hero's voting slip?
A. The Ballot of Davy Crockett.
Which song does a winning NASCAR driver sing during a big
A. Blue Bayou.
musicians were walking down the street. One turns to the
other and asks, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with
last night?" The other replied, "That was no piccolo,
that was my fife!"
you hear the joke about the blues? Can't remember how it
goes, but the punchline is: The blues guitarist got
hit by a bus.
Which song lyrics played in haunted houses in the 1970s?
A. At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
Coach Pick-Up Line: Hey
baby, I can help you hit all those high notes.
What is a chillin' banana's favorite song?
A. Mellow Yellow!
What happens after Beethoven's second fifth?
Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens?
A. Because they kept going, "Bach Bach Bach."
How can you tell which music composer is the best?
A. Compare their scores.
Which musical composition is about a bread-loving pack animal?
A. Pita and the Wolf.