| Q.
How do you get a trombone to sound like a French horn?
A. Stick your hand into the bell and mess up all the notes.
Q.
What is the dynamic range of bass trombone?
A. On or Off.
Q.
Which musical instrument does a skeleton play in the band?
A. The trombone.
Q.
Why are brass players so good in bed?
A. Because they know how to tongue, finger, and blow.
Jazzed
Up Come-On Line: Hey babe,
do you believe in pre-marital sax? |
Q.
Why do birds sing every morning?
A. 'Cause they don't have to commute to work!
Q.
How was the tenor frog's performance at the opera house?
A. Absolutely ribbeting.
Q.
What's the difference between a dressmaker and a soprano?
A. The dressmaker tucks the frills.
Q.
What do you call a classical singer's big break?
A. An opera-tunity.
Q.
Why is concert album a confusing music term for
blondes?
A. Because it's recorded live. |
Q.
What is the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
A. A fiddle is fun to listen to.
String
Player's Motto: It's better to be sharp than out of tune.
Q.
Why did Karl Marx detest classical music?
A. Because of the violins inherent to the system.
Q.
What happened after the classical violinist bought a Stradivari?
A. He was quite Baroque.
Q.
Why did the female cellist stay first chair so long?
A. Because she kept her scherzo short. |
