| Q.
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A. She was a double crosser!
Q.
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A. Fowl Weather!
Poultry
Pick-Up Line: Hey Penny,
if you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Q.
What time does a rooster wake up and visit the outhouse?
A. At the crap of dawn.
Q.
When will the migrating geese reach their winter destination?
A. That's still up in the air.
Q.
Which classic TV actress and singer mimicked everybody like
a talking bird?
A. Mynah Shore. |
Q.
What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawn mower?
A. Shredded Tweet.
Q.
Which bird can carry the most weight?
A. The crane.
Q.
What is it called when a new mother bird tries to feed the
wrong babies?
A. An on-nest mistake.
Q.
Which grotesque literary character looked a bit like an
extinct bird?
A. Quasi-Dodo.
Fair
Feather Pick-Up Line:
Hey girl, I heard you like owls? 'Cause you're
gonna love what Owl give you.
Q.
What's the difference between lawyers and buzzards?
A. Lawyers have removable wingtips.
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Q.
What do you get if you cross an owl with a cat?
A. Meowls.
Q.
Which kind of books do sleuth owls enjoy?
A. Hoot-dunits.
Q.
What do you call owls that only hunt at night?
A. Bedtime preyers.
Q.
When will the migrating geese reach their winter destination?
A. That's still up in the air.
Hooting
Bird Hookup Line: Hey
baby, I've been thinking about you – owl night
long...
Q.
Why didn't the red tailed hawk think he'd be a suspect in
the crime?
A. Because he was above it all. |
