| Q.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
A. Julius Cheeser.
Q.
How did the mouse feel after taking a shower?
A. Squeaky clean.
Q.
What is it called when two furry mammals are inseparable?
A. A sable relationship.
Backyard
Fauna Come-On: Hey baby,
I wish you and I were squirrels, so I could bust a nut in
your hole.
Q.
Why was the squirrel so stressed out?
A. Because he spent so much time out on a limb. |
Q.
How do you save a drowning rodent?
A. With mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Q.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
A. Mouse Code.
Mouse
Pick-Up Line: Mice to
meet you!
Q.
What do you call a man who loves critters like mice, rats,
and roaches?
A. God's gift to vermin.
Prairie
Dog Pick-Up Line: Hey
girl, is there room enough for me in your gopher hole?
Q.
Whet did the raccoons do after they raided the henhouse?
A. They enjoyed their poached eggs. |
Q.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A. A hare dryer.
Q.
Why did the rabbit go to the doctor?
A. He was feeling a little jumpy.
Q.
What does Elmer Fudd call it when Bugs Bunny is really harassing
him?
A. Having a bad hare day!
Q.
What did the tough carrot say to the rabbit thug?
A. So, you wanna piece of me?
Backyard
Animal Hookup Line: Hey
bae, If I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole!
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