What mouse was a Roman emperor?
A. Julius Cheeser.
How did the mouse feel after taking a shower?
A. Squeaky clean.
What is it called when two furry mammals are inseparable?
A. A sable relationship.
Fauna Come-On: Hey baby,
I wish you and I were squirrels, so I could bust a nut in
Why was the squirrel so stressed out?
A. Because he spent so much time out on a limb.
How do you save a drowning rodent?
A. With mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
A. Mouse Code.
Pick-Up Line: Mice to
What do you call a man who loves critters like mice, rats,
A. God's gift to vermin.
Dog Pick-Up Line: Hey
girl, is there room enough for me in your gopher hole?
Whet did the raccoons do after they raided the henhouse?
A. They enjoyed their poached eggs.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A. A hare dryer.
Why did the rabbit go to the doctor?
A. He was feeling a little jumpy.
What does Elmer Fudd call it when Bugs Bunny is really harassing
A. Having a bad hare day!
What did the tough carrot say to the rabbit thug?
A. So, you wanna piece of me?
Animal Hookup Line: Hey
bae, If I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole!