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Warning: Don't Feed the Animals Too Much Cheese! Batty jokes, toothy humor, and gnawing rabbit puns ahead.
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Q. What is a mouse's favorite game? A. Hide and SqueakQ. What City Has the Largest Rodent Population? A. HamsterdamHow Do You Get a Mouse to Smile? Say: "Cheese"

Q. What did boyfriend mouse say to girlfriend mouse's family?
A. Mice to meet you.

Q. Why did the mouse stay indoors?
A. Because it was raining cats and dogs.

Q. Who helps prairie dogs construct new homes?
A. The hole family.

Q. What is small, furry, and smells like bacon?
A. A hamster.

Q. How do you save a drowning rodent?
A. With mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Pet Hamster Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, let's make the exercise wheel squeak all night!

Q. Why was the mouse afraid of water?
A. Catfish.

Q. What kind of cheese do rodents prefer?
A. Mouserella!

Q. What did young Rube Goldberg do when he wanted to catch a mouse?
A. He built a better con-trap-tion.

Animal Pun: The rodent club finished drafting a constitution, but it has yet to be ratified.Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two, but it's cramped!Q. What do you get if you drop boiling water down a rabbit hole? A. Hot Cross Bunnies

Q. What mouse was a Roman emperor?
A. Julius Cheeser.

Q. How did the mouse feel after taking a shower?
A. Squeaky clean.

Q. What is it called when two furry mammals are inseparable?
A. A sable relationship.

Backyard Fauna Come-On: Hey baby, I wish you and I were squirrels, so I could bust a nut in your hole.

Q. Why was the squirrel so stressed out?
A. Because he spent so much time out on a limb.

Q. How do you save a drowning rodent?
A. With mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Q. What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
A. Mouse Code.

Mouse Pick-Up Line: Mice to meet you!

Q. What do you call a man who loves critters like mice, rats, and roaches?
A. God's gift to vermin.

Prairie Dog Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is there room enough for me in your gopher hole?

Q. Whet did the raccoons do after they raided the henhouse?
A. They enjoyed their poached eggs.

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A. A hare dryer.

Q. Why did the rabbit go to the doctor?
A. He was feeling a little jumpy.

Q. What does Elmer Fudd call it when Bugs Bunny is really harassing him?
A. Having a bad hare day!

Q. What did the tough carrot say to the rabbit thug?
A. So, you wanna piece of me?

Backyard Animal Hookup Line: Hey bae, If I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole!

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A. Bugs BunnyQ. Why was the Energizer bunny arrested? A. He was charged with battery!Q. How are a counterfeit coin and a crazy rabbit alike? A. One is bad money and the other is mad bunny.

Q. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A. It's been nice gnawing you!

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By hare plane.

Q. How did the bunnies deliver so many Easter baskets so quickly?
A. Lots of co-hop-eration.

Pick Up a Rabbit Line: Hey there Peter, can I rub your foot for luck?

Hare-y Pick-Up Line: Are you the Energizer Bunny? 'Cause you just keep going and going through my mind.

Q. What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward?
A. A receding hare line.

Did you hear about the perverted magician? He pulled his top hat out of a Bunny.

Jackrabbit PickUp Line: Hey Bunny, the ears aren't the only thing that's big about me.

Q. What is the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd one?
A. One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny.

Q. What kind of music do urban rabbits prefer?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. Why don't rabbits get hot during the summer?
A. Because they have hare conditioning.

Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.Q. What do you get if you cross a bat with a lonely hearts club? A. A lot of blind dates.Q. What is small, gray, suck blood, and eats cheese? A. A Mouse-quito!

Q. What do you call a happy rabbit?
A. An hop-timist!

Q. Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A. On their bunny-moon.

Q. What is a rabbit's favorite recess game?
A. Hop Scotch.

Briar Patch Pick-Up Line: Hey Bunny, if I were a rabbit, I'd jump in your hole!

Q. What happened when two bats had thier first meeting?
A. It was love at first bite.

Q. What do bats eat for lunch?
A. Alpha-bat soup.

Q. What is a bat's favorite dessert?
A. Fly Scream!

Q. Why do rats come after bats?
A. That's just how the dictionary works.

Q. Which rodent snack do cats prefer?
A. Mice Krispies

Q. What do snarky rodents send each other at Christmas time?
A. Cross mouse cards.

Q. What does a mouse's cousin use to paint her nails?
A. Shrew polish.

Squirrelly Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, wanna see my nuts?

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