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Pet
Fish Jokes, Koi Pond Puns, Angelfish Humor
Swim
along with finny Beta puns, Hell's Angelfish humor, guppy grins and fishy
aquarium jokes.
Tropical Fish Jokes, Guppy Humor,
Goldfish Puns
(Because Kissing Fish Jokes
and Neon Tetra Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream
for Clownfish and Funny Fishies!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Care! Fih tank jokes, clownfish LOLs, swordtail humor
and winning bronze fish puns ahead.
| Tropical Fish and Koi Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Pet Bird Jokes | Parrot
Jokes | Duck Jokes | 2
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| Dog Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Dog
Days LOLs | Colorado Dog Jokes
| Denver Bronco Dog Jokes |
| Pet Kitty Cat Jokes | 2
| 3 | Feline
Humor | Caturday Laughs | Pet
Animal Jokes | Vet Jokes |
| Animal Poop Puns |
Pet Rodent Jokes | Mouse Puns
| Exotic Pets | Frog
Jokes | Snake Jokes |
Q.
What do you call an illusionist goldfish that does tricks
in its bowl?
A. A magic carpet.
Q.
Which fancy tropical fish isn't quite ready for prime time
release?
A. The Beta. |
Q.
Which aquarium resident wears leather and rides a hog?
A. The Hell's Angelfish.
Q.
Which tropical fish are the most loving tank residents?
A. Kissing Fish.
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Q.
Which type of tropical fish has his own built-in weapon?
A. The Swordtail.
Q.
Which tropical fish officiates at tank sporting events?
A. The Zebra Fish. |
Q.
Which aquarium fish never has to wear a special hat to protect
itself from alien mind control?
A. A Tinfoil Barb.
Q.
Which tropical fish is GRReat?
A. Tony, the Tiger Barb. |
Q.
How do you describe a fancy male Beta who wears an ascot?
A. So fish-ticated!
Q.
Which chubby little tropical fish is always out of breath?
A. The Puffer Fish. |
Q.
What's the name of the city aquarium's social network?
A. Fishbook!
Q.
Why do zippy Zebra fish like to swim in schools?
A. Because they're good at gym class. |
Q. Why did the modest koi fish in the garden pond blush?
A. Because it saw Lily Pads's bottom!
Fish
Tank Point to Ponder: If you cal a plecostomus a sucker,
is that a slur or a compliment?
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Q. Which red tropical fish is the best dressed?
A. The swordtail, because they always look sharp!
Truly
Koi Pick-Up Line: Hey
Goldie, tonight I'd like to take a dip in your pond. |
Q. Why did the fancy guppy want to go to Hollywood?
A. He hoped to see his favorite starfish!
Fishbowl
Pick-Up Line: Hey there
Big Finn. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should
I swim by again? |
Q. Where do industrious pet guppies work to make a living?
A. Out of their home offish.
Q.
Which blue and purple cichlid fish is a noted pugilist?
A. The Jack Dempsey. |
Q.
What is it called when your new fish hides behind a rock
in your backyard pond?
A. Just being koi.
Finny
Fish Tank Hookup Line:
Hey Wanda, wanna come over and help me remove my algae?
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Q.
Which resident of the 55-gallon tank won an Academy Award?
A. The Oscar Fish.
Q.
Which mellow livebearing tropical fish has a dark side?
A. The Black Molly. |
Q.
Why wouldn't the school of Neon Tetraa go near the bottom
of the tank?
A. 'Cause there's a big scary catfish there!
Fishy
Fish Tank Pick-Up Line:
Hey Gill, where you fin my whole life?
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Q.
What did the sign at the outlet pet store say to advertise
free low quality aquariums?
A. Tanks for Nothing.
Clownfish
Pick-Up Line: Hey Goldie,
wanna come home with me to see my catfish? |
Q.
How does a little seahorse get around in the big salt water
tank?
A. He scallops.
Kissing
Fish Hookup Line: Hey
Molly, if you were a fish tank, I would tap that!
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Tropical Fish and Koi Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Pet Animal Jokes | 1
| 2 | 3 | 4
| 5 | Vet Jokes
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| Dog Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Dog
Days LOLs | Colorado Dog Jokes
| Denver Bronco Dog Jokes |
| Pet Kitty Cat Jokes | 2
| 3 | Feline
Humor | Caturday Laughs | Wildcat
Humor, Lion Jokes |
| Pet Bird Jokes | Parrot
Jokes | Duck Jokes, Quack Puns, and
Loon Laughs | 2 | Goose
Humor |
| Animal Poop Puns |
Pet Rodent Jokes | Mouse Jokes
| Rabbit Jokes and Funny Bunny
Puns |
| Exotic Pet and Reptile Puns |
Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | Snake
Jokes | Scary Animal Jokes |
| Farm Animals |
Horse Jokes | Wild Animal Jokes |
Colorado Animal Jokes | Party
Animal Grins |
| Animal Sports Humor | Animal
Music Jokes | Christmas Animal Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines |

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