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Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A. A bird that talks in morse code.
Q.
What's more ear-shattering than a screeching African Gray
Parrot?
A. A Trumpeter Swan.
Q.
What did the parrot say to the duck?
A. Polly wants a quacker. |
Q.
Why couldn't the bartender serve the pet bird?
A. 'Cause it was a Mynah Bird!
Q.
Where can a Macaw widow find a new mate?
A. At Parrots Without Partners.
Q.
When do talking parrots hum?
A. When they don't know the words.
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Q. How does info travel so quickly from parrot to parrot?
A. Bird of Mouth!
Q.
How do pet parrots spend their time from sun up 'til sun
down?
A. Polly wolly doodle all the day.
Q.
What is Tweetie Bird's favorite color?
A. Canary yellow. |
