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Q. What did the bird say to his gull on Valentine's Day? A. Let me call you tweet heart!
A pet store had a bird contest, with no perches necessary.
Q. How many containers does it take to make a bird?A. Toucans!


Pet Bird Jokes, Parrot Squawk Puns, Canary Humor
Squawk about pretty polly puns, mynah humor, love bird LOLs and cracker jokes worth repeating.

Talking Parrot Jokes, Macaw Humor, Budgie Puns
('Cause Talking Parrot Jokes 'n Squawking Parakeet Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream If Polly Wants a Cracker!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Playful parakeet jokes, Tweetie Bird humor, and birdie tweet heart puns ahead.
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Parrots like Sundays, or at least that's what they say!Q. Why do ravens like pirates more than parrots do? A. Because their ships have crows nests!Q. Which geometric figure is like a lost parrot? a. a Polygon1

Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A. A bird that talks in morse code.

Q. What's more ear-shattering than a screeching African Gray Parrot?
A. A Trumpeter Swan.

Q. What did the parrot say to the duck?
A. Polly wants a quacker.

Q. Why couldn't the bartender serve the pet bird?
A. 'Cause it was a Mynah Bird!

Q. Where can a Macaw widow find a new mate?
A. At Parrots Without Partners.

Q. When do talking parrots hum?
A. When they don't know the words.

Q. How does info travel so quickly from parrot to parrot?
A. Bird of Mouth!

Q. How do pet parrots spend their time from sun up 'til sun down?
A. Polly wolly doodle all the day.

Q. What is Tweetie Bird's favorite color?
A. Canary yellow.

Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot and a gorilla? A. dunno, but if it talks, you'd better listen!Sweet Littlw Blue Bird Says: Budgies Think Sundays Are Tweet!Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A. An animal that talks your head off!

Q. What's the most annoying thing your pet ttalking bird can say?
A. Well ya know, he says "You Know," before anything else he says...

Q. What's even noisier than a screaming Quaker Parrot?
A. A Whooping Crane.

Q. Why did little Budgies build a nest at the top of the tallest tree?
A. 'Cause they liked the bird's-eye-view.

Q. What is it called when a new mother parakeet in the wild tries to feed the wrong babies?
A. An on-nest mistake.

Q. Why didn't the Macaw think he'd be convicted of the crime?
A. Because he was wasn't a jail bird.

Q. Why was the big Macaw in the top of the jungle canopy screaming at all the little parrots below him?
A.'Cause he was the Branch manager.

Q. What do you call a bird during winter? a. BRRR0D!Q. What kind of fish does your parrot sit on? A. A perch!Q. What is a dove's favorite day of the week? A. Coos Day!

Q. What do you call a canary that flew into a pastry plate?
A. Tweetie Pie.

Q. What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawn mower?
A. Shredded Tweet.

Q. Why did the parrot wear a rain coat?
A. She wanted to be polly unsaturated.

Q. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A. A walky talky.

Q. Why were the homing pigeons still happily married after all these years?
A. Because they’re so lovey-dovey.

Q. Which classic TV actress and singer mimicked everybody like a talking bird?
A. Mynah Shore.

Parrot says: I can't stop squawking about the big game! Go Broncos!Q.. What do you call two tweet hearts on Valentine's Day? A. Love birds!Quaker parrot says: Go Broncos. Go broncos. Bo Broncos! Denver Birdie is a good birdie! Squaek!

Q. What is an African Gray Parrot's favorite television show?
A. The feather forecast.

Q. Why couldn't anybody see the rare parrot in the jungle?
A. 'Cause it was in da skies!

Q. Are Painful parrot Puns funny?
A. Yes, they're the squawk of the town!

Q. What does a romantic pet parrot offer his lady love?
A. An en-cage-ment ring.

Q. Which shampoo do pet Love Birds prefer?
A. Dove.

Q. Which kind of glue does a Cockatiel use?
A. Polly-urethane.

Q. What's the name of the wolrd's coolest canary?
A. Tweetie Brrrrd!

Q. Are Painful pet bird Puns funny?
A. A-parrot-ly so!

Q. Who brings presents to good birdies at Christmas time?
A. Santa Caws!

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