| Q.
What do roosters call a group of chickens all clucking in
unison?
A. A Musical Hen-semble.
A
rooster walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't
serve chickens here. Try the place across the road."
Q.
What happens when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A. You get a cock that stays up all night.
Q.
What does a rooster ask for at the barber shop?
A. A cock-a-doodle-hair-do.
Q.
What does a rooster in London say?
A. Cockney-doodle-do. |
Q.
What do you call a rooster that wakes you up at the same
time every morning?
A. An alarm cluck!
Q.
What time does a rooster wake up and visit the outhouse?
A. At the crap of dawn.
Q.
What does a tired rooster say in the morning?
A. Cock-a-doodle-DON'T!
Q.
How do you stop a rooster from crowing on Sunday morning?
A. Eat him Saturday night.
Q.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. To cock-a-doodle-do something.
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Q.
Who takes longer to get ready for a trip, an elephant or
a rooster?
A. An elephant takes his whole trunk, but a rooster only
packs his comb.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a pickle and a rooster?
A. A crock-a-doodle-dill.
Q.
What did the chick say to the rooster when he saw his mother
sitting on an orange?
A. Dad, look what mama-laid!
Q.
What's the difference between a rooster and a cock?
A. A rooster says Cock-a-doodle-do, but a cock
says any Cock will do. |
