What do you call a noisy horse?
A. A herd animal!
What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
A. One is reined up, and the other rains down.
What did the horse say when it fell?
A. I've fallen and I can't giddyup!
Why did the scum bag owner name his race horse My Face?
A. He wanted to hear the crowd cheer, "Come On,
Pick-Up Line: Hay girl,
are your hooves sore? 'Cause you've been galloping through
my dreams all night long.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion!
Why didn't the schizophrenic chicken cross the road?
A. He couldn't make up his mind.
What do you call it when a whole henhouse of chickens plays
hide and seek?
A. Fowl Play.
Why did the horse cross the road?
A. To see the neigh-bor.
What do you call the leader of the flock of marauding crows?
A. Branch manager.
What do you get if you cross a robot and a tractor?
A. A Trans-farmer!
Which vegetable might you find in a farmhouse basement?
you hear about a farmer who tried saving money by inventing
a pig-powered tractor? He had to scrap the idea because
every time he turned a corner, the tires squealed.
Why did corn wrongly get sent to jail?
A. For stalking the sweet peas.
Up a Farmer Line: Hey big fella, Is your name John Deere?
'Cause I'm totally a-tractored to ya'll.