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Q. Where do pigs hook up? A. At the meet market!
Q. Which sporting event do hogs hold every four years? A. The Olympigs!
Q. What do you call a pig thief? A. A Hamburglar!
Q. Why was the pig benched during the football game? A. For playing dirty!


Pig Jokes, Swine Humor, Heavenly Ham Puns
Get down and dirty with hog ha has, pig puns, glazed ham LOLs, bacon bits and piglet comedy.

Porking Funny Jokes, Bacon Puns, Pig Humor
(Because Sloppy Pig Puns and Sty-lized Boar Jokes Are TOO Mainstream for Pretentious Pigs and Road Hogs!)
Warning: Hammy Comedians Present. Watch with Caution! The pig squeal isn't the most painful thing here.
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Q. What is the pig baseball player's favorite position? A. Short Slop!Q. How Did the Piglet with Laryngitis Feel? A. He was a little disgruntled!Q. What do you get if you cross a pig and a centipede? A. Bacon and Legs!

Q. Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?
A. Because men are pigs!

Q. Why can't you play basketball with pigs?
A. Because they're too short and they always hog the ball.

Q. What do hammy pigs like to do?
A. Squeal the spotlight!

Q. Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
A. In a hog cabin.

Q. What's the difference between curing bird flu and swine flu?
A. With bird flu you need tweetment and with swine flu, you need oinkment.

Q. How do you get a sick pig to the hospital?
A. In a Hambulance!

Q. Why don't pigs ever recover from an illness?
A. Because you have to kill them before you can cure them!

Q. What do you call it when a sow takes off her clothes?
A. Bacon strips!

Q. What do pigs put on pancakes?
A. Hog Cabin Syrup!

Q. What do you get if you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A. A slow pork!

Q. Was the lady pig a good farmer?
A. She was just sow sow...

Q. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a pig? A. Jurassic Pork!Q. What did a farmer give his wife on Valentine's Day? A. Hogs and kisses!Q. Where do swine go to vacation? A. Tro-pig-cal islands!

Q. Which dinosaur is the ancestor of modern pigs?
A. Porkasaurus-Rex.

Q. What do you get if you cross a pig and a billy goat?
A. A crashing boar.

Q. What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
A. The letter F!

Q. What do pigs hand out on February 14th?
A. Valenswines.

Q.Why did the hogs put a blanket on the ground?
A. They were having a pig-nic.

Q. Why did the boar's wife run away from home?
A. She felt he was taking her for grunted.

Q. What song do pigs sing on New Year's eve?
A. Auld Lang Swine!

Q. Why do pigs enjoy Halloween so much?
A. Because there's a lot of hoggoblin.

Q. Which metropolis do pigs like to visit?
A. New Pork City.

Q. Which move does a karate pig use most? A. The Pork Chop!Q. Why did the pig lose the race? A. He pulled his ham string!Q. What do you call a dark pig standing in the sun all day? A. Smoked sausage!

Q. What does a pig do if he scrapes his knee?
A. He slops on some oinkment.

Q. What do you call a pork-flavored breath freshener?
A. Pigmint.

Q. Why did the pig run off to join the navy?
A. He loved singing Oinkers Aweigh.

Q. What did the little baby hog want from the big swine?
A. A piggyback ride.

Q. Why did the cops arrest a fellow pig?
A. Because he was an infamous hamburglar.

Q. How do disgruntled pigs go out on strike?
A. They form a pigget line.

Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.

Q. Which kind of pig has skin problems?
A. A Warthog.

Q. Which soft drink do pigs enjoy the most?
A. Root Beer.

Recently, a pig invited me to see his new home. Actually, it was quite stylish!Q. why was the pig arrested? A. He was a pig-pocket!Q. What do you call a pig that's wrong? A. Mistaken Bacon!

Q. Which section of the orchestra are hogs best suited for?
A. They're naturals at pig-cussion instruments.

Swine Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I never sausage a hot body.

Q. What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch in the desert?
A. A Ham Sandwitch.

Q. Where do pigs put their cars when they're not using them?
A. In the porking lot.

Q. What did the piglets do when the neighbors game console broke?
A. They cried Wii Wii Wii all the way home.

Q. Which musical wind instrument do pigs naturally take to?
A. The Piggalo.

Q. Where do pigs go to study after high school?
A. To an institute of higher loining!

Q. Why did the three little pigs run away from home?
A. Because their dad was such a boar.

Q. What do you call a swine demolition derby?
A. Crashing boars!

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