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Q. Why is a Barn So Noisy? A. The Cows All Have Horns.

Q. What did the beekeeper say whn his bees made cannabis honey? A. Do-Bee Do-Bee Do!
Gnome McDonald Pranked the Farm, sing it again!

Do Re Me Fa, It's Sol Day!


Farm Music Jokes and Noteworthy Farmer Humor
Play around with chicken drumstick puns, cowbell humor, and jammin' strawberry jokes.

Musical Farm Animal Jokes and Veggie Music Puns
(Because Moo-sical Cow Jokes, Beef Flat Puns, and Farm Beets Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream for Old MacDonald!)
Warning: Ear Protection Advised! Chicken drummer jokes, EIEIO LOLs, bull horn humor and pickle-o puns ahead.
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Q. Why did the chicken join a band? A. Because it already had drumsticks!
Q. What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? A. A Moo-Sician!
Q. Which musical instrument should a cucumber play? A. A Pickle-O!

Q. What does a Grammy winning rooster sing?
A. Rocker-Doodle-Do!

Q. What do they call traditional singing chickens in the Alps?
A. Yolk-el-ers.

Q. How do you turn a duck into a soul artist?
A. Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers!

Q. What did the chicken rock drummer buy at the farmer's market?
A. Beets.

Q. How does a rooster do a rain dance?
A. He chants, "Cock-a-doodle-Dew!"

Q. What did the cow say when she heard somebody playing the guitar?
A. That's udderly good moo-sic!

Q. Why did the cow go to the dark side of the moon?
A. Because she's into emo now.

Q. What is a cow's favorite rock band?
A. Mootley Crue.

Q. What game do cows play at parties?
A. Moo-sical Chairs.

Noteworthy Farm Trivia: Did you know that cows like Marvin Gaye? Yes, I heard it through the bovine.

Q. Which radio station genre can you hear Bob Dill on?
A. Vlassic rock.

Q. What is a pickle's favorite church hymn?
A. Crock of Ages.

Q. Which children's song is about a group of mice that fell into a pickle barrel?
A. Three Brined Mice.

Q. What do farmers call a pickle lullaby?
A. A cucumber slumber number.

Q. Why was the corn such an a-maize-ing piano player?
A. It could play any tune by ear.

Q. What is a cow's favorite musical note? A. Beef Flat!
Q. What do you call strawberries playing the guitar? A. jam session!
Did you hear about the pigs who put on a musical? They really like to ham it up!

Q. What do cows like to do in their spare time?
A. Listen to moo-sic.

Q. What classic rock band is a favorite of cows?
A. Moo-dy Blues.

Q. What is a farmer's favorite Bruce Springsteen song?
A. Born in the USDA.

Hip Hop Point to Ponder: If two vegan rappers dis each other, can you still call that a beef?

Q. What is a cow's least favorite Elvis Presley song?
A. Love Meat Tenders.

Q. Why do strawberries make great musicians?
A. 'Cause they're really into jammin'.

Q. Where did Paul McCartney get his favorite fruit?
A. Strawberry Fields.

Q. What do musicians call a berry that plays the trumpet?
A. Tooty Fruity.

Q. What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A. A Yam Session!

After silence, music comes closest to expressing the inexpressible. However, a ramer would argue that a jammin' strawberry field does the same.

Q. Which section of the orchestra are hogs best suited for?
A. They're naturals at pig-cussion instruments.

Q. Which musical wind instrument do pigs naturally take to?
A. The Piggalo.

Q. What song do pigs sing on New Year's eve?
A. Auld Lang Swine!

Q. Which musical instrument does the sow play in the orchestra?
A. The Pig-o-lo.

Q. Why aren't there any sow opera divas?
A. Because they always squeal the show.

Q. What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? A. Nobody cries if you chop up a banjo!
Q. Why did Mozart kill his chickens? A. They kept running around going: "Bach Bach Back!"
Q. What kind of music do sheep like? A. Baach!

Q. What happened after the farmer opened his refrigerator door because he heard green onions singing a Bee Gees song?
A. He realized it was just chives talking.

The musician's girlfriend had tears in her eyes when he asked her to marry him. It might be because he proposed with an onion ring...

Q. Which musical instrument do pumpkins play at Octoberfest?
A. The a-gourd-ian.

Q. Which rock band do jack-o-lantern dread hearing on Halloween?
A. Smashing Pumpkins.

Q. Which kind of pumpkins and squash have the magical ability to speak?
A. Vocal gourds.

Q. Why was the jack-o-lantern such a bad singer?
A. 'Cause he couldn't hold a note or carry a tune.

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a guitar?
A. A chicken that makes music when you pluck it.

Q. What do you call a group of chickens all clucking in unison?
A. A Hen-semble.

Q. How does a chicken keep a beat?
A. She uses her drumsticks.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get away from the bassoon recital.

Q. Which insect really likes the piano?
A. Beethoven.

Q. What do you get if you drop a piano on a beehive?
A. Bee Flat!

Q. Which classic rock band is guaranteed to get a beehive buzzing?
A. Pollen Oates.

Q. What is a sheep's favorite song?
A. I've Got Plenty of Mutton.

Q. Which bands do sheep like dancing to?
A. Ewe 2 and Ewe B 40.

Q. What is a sheep's favorite pop group?
A. The Pet Sheep Boys.

Q. Who is a sheep's favorite singer?
A. Baabaa Streisand.

Q. What does a sheep sing to you on the your special day?
A. Happy Birthday to Ewe.

Q. Which good old goat still plays the piano, man?
A. Billy Joel.

Q. Which new boy band only plays classical music for ewe?
A. The Baach Street Boys.

Q. Why do hummingbirds hum?
A. Because they don't know the words.

Q. What's the difference between a bull and a band? A. The bull has the orns in the front and the ass in the back!
Gnome MacDonald, Bought the Farm.
Q. What do you call it if a classical composer falls off his horse but gets back on? A. Bach in the saddle again!

Q. Why do birds sing every morning?
A. 'Cause they don't have to commute to work!

Q. What do you call a bald American icon that swoops down and throws down a quick beat?
A. A rap-tor.

Q. How can you tell if your steak enjoys classical music?
A. It frequents the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

Q. What is a beef lover's favorite song lyric?
A. Is it meat you're looking for?

Q. What is a beef eater's favorite song lyric?
A. My grill, talking 'bout my grill, my grill.

Q. Why do farmers play smooth jazz out in the corn field?
A. 'Cause it's easy on the ears.

Q. Why did the rapper go into farming?
A. Now he can produce his own beets.

Q. Why do farmers make the best rappers?
A. 'Cause they have the freshest beets.

Q. Which musical instrument do cucumbers play in the farmland band?
A. The Pickle-O.

Q. Why did the veggie band sound so different in concert?
A. They were missing a beet!

Q. What is a vegan rock drummer's favorite vegetable?
A. Beets.

Q. Why did the pony win the county fair's battle of the bands?
A. 'Cause he was a rocking horse!

Q. Why did the horse rock out to really loud music?
A. Because he liked being a herd animal.

Q. Which musical is a fan favorite of horses?
A. Fiddler on the Hoof.

Q. What do you call a donkey with a banjo?
A. Bluegr-ass.

Q. What do you get if you cross a donkey and a piano?
A. A Yam-Hee-Haw.

If you can't sing with a mouth full of garbanzo beans, just hummus a tune!

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