| Q.
What happened after the farmer opened his refrigerator door
because he heard green onions singing a Bee Gees song?
A. He realized it was just chives talking.
The
musician's girlfriend had tears in her eyes when he asked
her to marry him. It might be because he proposed with an
onion ring...
Q.
Which musical instrument do pumpkins play at Octoberfest?
A. The a-gourd-ian.
Q.
Which rock band do jack-o-lantern dread hearing on Halloween?
A. Smashing Pumpkins.
Q.
Which kind of pumpkins and squash have the magical ability
to speak?
A. Vocal gourds.
Q.
Why was the jack-o-lantern such a bad singer?
A. 'Cause he couldn't hold a note or carry a tune. |
Q.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a guitar?
A. A chicken that makes music when you pluck it.
Q.
What do you call a group of chickens all clucking in unison?
A. A Hen-semble.
Q.
How does a chicken keep a beat?
A. She uses her drumsticks.
Q.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get away from the bassoon recital.
Q.
Which insect really likes the piano?
A. Beethoven.
Q.
What do you get if you drop a piano on a beehive?
A. Bee Flat!
Q.
Which classic rock band is guaranteed to get a beehive buzzing?
A. Pollen Oates.
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Q.
What is a sheep's favorite song?
A. I've Got Plenty of Mutton.
Q.
Which bands do sheep like dancing to?
A. Ewe 2 and Ewe B 40.
Q.
What is a sheep's favorite pop group?
A. The Pet Sheep Boys.
Q.
Who is a sheep's favorite singer?
A. Baabaa Streisand.
Q.
What does a sheep sing to you on the your special day?
A. Happy Birthday to Ewe.
Q.
Which good old goat still plays the piano, man?
A. Billy Joel.
Q.
Which new boy band only plays classical music for ewe?
A. The Baach Street Boys.
Q.
Why do hummingbirds hum?
A. Because they don't know the words. |
