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Q. Why did the chicken join a band? A. Because it already had drumsticks!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Why is a barnyard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous? – Mr. Data
Q. Which day of the week does a chicken dread most? A. Fry-Day!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh My! – Mr Sulu
Q. Why did the Sontaran cross the road? A. It was a tactical move to confuse the chicken!

 


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Scratch around for clucking funny chicken jokes, rooster riddles, hen humor and fowl funnies.

Chicken Jokes, Henhouse Humor, Rooster Puns
(Because Citified Puns and Suburban Jokes Are Too Mainstream for Chic Chickens and Hipster Hens!)
Warning: Poultry Present. Watch Where You Walk! The fowl odor isn't the most painful thing ahead.
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The Borg assimilated my henhouse and all I got was this lousy occular implant!Scrambling for an egg joke, but just can't seem to whip one up. Guess I'm fried?Why did the chicken cross the road? Obviously, it was the logical thing to do! – Mr Spock

Q. What did the chicken say when she broke out in acne?
A. Oh cluck! I have the People Pox!

Q. Which chicken was more ruthless than an rooster in history?
A. Attila the Hen!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. She thought it was an egg-cellent idea.

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The chopping block was on the other side.

Q. What kind of chicken grows on an oak?
A. Poultry!

Q. What warning should be included along with poultry puns?
A. Beware of Chicken Shit Jokes.

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement truck?
A. A Brick Layer.

Q. What does a crazed, disoriented, dillusional, mixed up hen lay?
A. Scrambled eggs.

Q. What do you call a chicken wearing a shell outfit?
A. An egg.

Q. What do you get if you cross a pickle and a rooster?
A. A crock-a-doodle-dill.

Q. When is chicken soup not good for you?
A. When you are the chicken...

Q. What do you call it when a whole henhouse of chickens plays hide and seek?
A. Fowl Play.

Q. Why are hobby chicken coops becoming so popular in the burbs?
A. 'Cause chickens are the pets that poop breakfast. EW!

Q. What grows up while growing down? A. A GooseQ. Why don't roosters wear pants? A. Their peckers are on their faces!Q. What's the difference between meat and a chicken? A. If you beat your chicken, it will die!

Q. What happened to the chicken whose feathers all pointed the wrong way?
A. She was tickled to death!

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken and a duck?
A. A bird that lays down!

Q. What do you call a bird that's afraid of flying?
A. Chicken!

Q. What do you call a hag who likes the beach, but is afraid of the water?
A. A chicken sand witch.

Q. What do you call a smelly coward?
A. A funky chicken.

Q. If a rooster laid an egg on top of the henhouse, which way would it roll?
A. No way. Rooster don't lay eggs.

Q. What happened when the chick misbehaved at school?
A. She was egg-spelled.

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken have a high-speed collision?
A. Ham and eggs.

Q. What do you call a rooster that was out all night drinking?
A. A crocked-a-doodle-do.

Q. What do you do if you know nothing about raising backyard chickens?
A. You just wing it!

Q. What do you call the outside of a hen-grenade?
A. The bombshell.

Q. Which direction do chickens swim around the pool?
A. Cluck wise.

Q. Where does the one-legged waitress work? A. At IHOP!Rooster Says: Happy Wake's Day!Q. What was teh transvestite rooster's stage name? A. Dawn!

Q. How do you describe a chicken with a disability?
A. Hen-dicapped.

Q. What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
A. A chicken.

Q. What do you call it when a chicken stares at your leafy lunch?
A. Chicken Sees a Salad.

Q. What is a chicken's favorite subject in school?
A. Eggonomics.

Q. What do you call a rooster that wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A. An alarm cluck!

Q. Why did the hens stay indoors during the hail storm?
A. Because it was fowl weather.

Q. What happens after a chicken finds a four-leaf clover?
A. She has good cluck!

Q. How do chickens bake birthday cakes?
A. From scratch.

Q. What does a gay rooster say?
A. Cock-a-doodle-dude!

Q. How does a rooster kiss his lover?
A. He uses his pecker.

Q. Why do roosters watch television?
A. For hentertainment.

Did you hear about the chicken farmer who died mysteriously? Investigators suspect fowl play...

Q. How does a chicken keep a beat?
A. She uses her drumsticks.

Q. Why did the chicken join a band? A. Because it already had drumsticks!Q. Why don't they have toilet paper at KFC? A. It's finger-licking good!Q. What did the hen do when she saw fried chicken? A. She kicked the bucket!

Q. What does a rooster ask for at the barber shop?
A. A cock-a-doodle-hair-do.

Q. Which chicken was at the top of the pecking order in the day?
A. Attila the Hen.

Q. Why was the name of Snow White's pet chicken?
A. Egg White.

Q. What does a chicken use to send a letter?
A. A hen-velope.

Q. Why are these chicken jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A. Because the chickens are making them up now!

Q. What happens if a chicken eats gunpowder?
A. She lays hen-gren-eggs.

Q. How did the headless chicken cross the road?
A. In a KFC bucket...

Q. Why aren't elementary schools located near chicken farms?
A. So the students don't overhear fowl language.

Q. How does a chicken know what time it is?
A. She looks at a cluck!

Q. Which newspaper headline was obviously written by a chicken?
A. Eggs-tra! Eggs-tra! Read all about it!

Q. What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on the top of a barn?
A. An eggroll.

Q. How can you tell if a chicken is possessed?
A. She lays deviled eggs!

Q. Who wrote the cookbook, Japanese Grilled Chicken Recipes?
A. Terr E. Yaki.

Q. How can you tell if a chicken is a survivalist?
A. She lays pickled eggs.

Q. Why are these chicken jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A. How can it be a joke, if nobody is laughing?

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