| Q.
What does a rooster ask for at the barber shop?
A. A cock-a-doodle-hair-do.
Q.
Which chicken was at the top of the pecking order in the
day?
A. Attila the Hen.
Q.
Why was the name of Snow White's pet chicken?
A. Egg White.
Q.
What does a chicken use to send a letter?
A. A hen-velope.
Q.
Why are these chicken jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A. Because the chickens are making them up now! |
Q.
What happens if a chicken eats gunpowder?
A. She lays hen-gren-eggs.
Q.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
A. In a KFC bucket...
Q.
Why aren't elementary schools located near chicken farms?
A. So the students don't overhear fowl language.
Q.
How does a chicken know what time it is?
A. She looks at a cluck!
Q.
Which newspaper headline was obviously written by a chicken?
A. Eggs-tra! Eggs-tra! Read all about it!
|
Q.
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on the top of a
barn?
A. An eggroll.
Q.
How can you tell if a chicken is possessed?
A. She lays deviled eggs!
Q.
Who wrote the cookbook, Japanese Grilled Chicken Recipes?
A. Terr E. Yaki.
Q.
How can you tell if a chicken is a survivalist?
A. She lays pickled eggs.
Q.
Why are these chicken jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A. How can it be a joke, if nobody is laughing? |
