Q.
What do you call a very rude goose?
A. A Mockingbird!
Q.
How do you get a silly goose to stop calling you?
A. Take away its phone.
Q.
Why couldn't anybody see the goose?
A. Because it was in da skies.
Q.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
A. Fowl Weather!
Ducky
Goose Pick-Up Line: Hey
girl, are you a Canadian coin? 'Cause I'm goin' loony over
you. |
Q.
What do sheep wear at work?
A. Ewe-niforms.
Q.
What did the ram say when his wife really hoped for something?
A. Ewe wish!
Q.
What do you call a sheep out in the rain?
A. A wet blanket.
Q.
What does an egotistical, ambitious sheep want more than
anything else?
A. To wool the world.
Q.
Why was the lamb arrested on the freeway?
A. Because she did a ewe turn. |
Q.
What did the piglets do when the neighbors game console
broke?
A. They cried Wii Wii Wii all the way home.
Q.
How do pigs communicate with others?
A. They use swine language!
Q.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A. A Groundhog!
Q.
If wild pigs could live anywhere in the world, where would
they choose?
A. Boar-a Boar-a.
Q.
What happens if you cross a pig and a politican?
A. Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't mess
with. |