How do sheep stay warm during the winter?
A. With central bleating!
What do you call it if a criminal is being fed awful sheep
meat while in jail?
A. Mutton for punishment.
Which fraternity has the most sheep?
A. Lambda Lambda Lambda.
Which actress makes money on the side by managing multiple
cow and sheep enclosures?
A. Stockyard Channing.
Which trophy was awarded to the tabloid journalist who exposed
illegal trade in mutton?
A. The Wool-itzer Prize.
Chat Up Line: Hey baby,
if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe
and I together.
Why did the ram fall of the cliff?
A. He didn't see the ewe turn!
Q. What has fleece and big muscles?
What did the ram friends who enjoyed head banging call each
A. Best butties.
How do sheep fall asleep?
A. By counting humans.
you hear about the accountant who counted sheep in bed?
He made a miscount in the first hour and stayed awake all
night trying to figure it out.
Which vehicle does a contractor sheep drive?
A. Dodge Ram.
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a wolf?
A. A woolf.
What does a polite sheep say to his friend at the field
A. After ewe.
What do you get if a sheep walks under a cloud?
A. A sheep that's under the weather.
Why did the lamb call the police?
A. He'd been fleeced!
Who is a sheep's favorite singer?
A. Baabaa Streisand.
Which brand of appliances do sheep prefer?
What did the sheep say when she found a penny on the street?
A. That's better than mutton!
Which animal always has an alibi?
A. An escape goat.