Q.
Why did the cow astronaut go on a hiatus?
A. 'Cause he was all spaced out.
Q.
Which ceature hitched a ride to the moon on the unsuspecting
cowsmo-naut?
A. A luna tick.
Q.
What is an astronaut cow's favorite day of the week?
A. Moonday!
It's
only natural to believe that the cow jumped over the mooon
on her way to the Milky Way!
Q.
What sound does it make when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
A. Cow Boom!
Q.
Which animal was the first in space?
A. The cow that jumped over the moon.
Q.
What do cow astronauts like to read?
A. Comet Books.
Q.
How diddle the cow get to the mooon?
A. She jumped into udder space. |
Q.
What's the difference between animal astronauts and cosmonauts?
A. Astronauts take it slow and easy, but cosmonauts are
always rushin'.
Q. Where does an overweight pig space explorer go to get
back in shape?
A. Planet Fitness.
Q.
Why did the pig astronaut take a broom into space?
A. To clean up the stardust.
Q.
Which kind of edible plant travels well through outer space?
A. A Coco-Naut!
Q.
Why did the moon cross the night sky after the cow landed?
A. To get to the udder side!
Q.
Why did a blonde send her cow to dark side of the moon?
A. She wanted dark chocolate milk.
Q.
Which side of the moon do demonic cows cows prefer to visit?
A. The Dark Side!
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Q.
Why did the cosmo-naut suddenly stop what he was doing?
A. Because she just spaced out!
Q.
How do NASA scientists identify dead cowsmo-nauts?
A. They hunt through the orbit-uaries.
Q.
Which television series is the favorite of ass-tronauts,
cowsmo-nauts, and the gods?
A. Ancient Aliens.
Q.
What do you call a grumpy cow on her way to Luna?
A. Moody!
Q.
Where did the cow named Alice go go on her wedding
night?
A. To the moon.
The
first animal in space was not a monkey. Everybody knows
the cow already jumped over the moon!
Q.
Why did the another cow go to the dark side of the moon?
A. Because she went Goth. |