| Q.
Why did the blonde cowboy only wear one spur?
A. Duh! Where one side of the horse goes, the other side
will go, too!
Q.
Which sport entails rounding up and stealing cattle as a
form of dramatic entertainment?
A. Professional rustling.
Q.
Where do cattle ranchers ride in the train?
A. The cow-boose.
A
cowboy fell in love with his donkey and decided to marry
her. At the wedding, the minister said, "Well, this
is refreshing. Usually it's the woman who marries the ass."
Q.
What did the sleep-deprived rancher say to his cow who was
mooing into the wee hours?
A. It's pasture bedtime!
Q.
What was the cattle rustler doing when he broke into the
ranch?
A. Taking stock.
Q.
Where do Cowlorado cowboys go to vacation?
A. Moontana and Cowlifornia.
Q.
Do old cowboys ever die?
A. No, but they get deranged.
Q.
Why did the cowboy decide to quit his job at the rodeo?
A. It was a spur of the moment decision. |
Q.
How does a Wall Street broker define laughing stock?
A. Cattle with a sense of humor.
Q.
Which cowboy wrote the book about cattle tattoos?
A. Brandon Cows.
Q.
What is a cattleman's favorite sci-fi series?
A. Dr. Moo.
Q.
What did the rancher get when he crossed a cow and a poodle?
A. Cow Poo!
Q.
What did the cattle rancher get when he crossed a cow with
a goat?
A. A Coat.
Q.
How does a cowboy know if a colt is sick?
A. He feels a little hoarse.
Q.
What is the worst thing you can call a cowboy?
A. A MOOron.
Q.
What do high tech Aussie cowboys call their stock?
A. E-moos.
Q.
How are cow pies and cowgirls alike?
A. Pardner, the older they are, the easier they are to pick
up!
Old
ranchers never die. They're just put out to pasture.
|
Q.
Which NFL football team matchup is always a winner for cowboys?
A. Colts vs Broncos.
Q.
Which newspaper do cattle ranchers read?
A. The Daily Moos.
Q.
What do cowboy call extremely noisy cows?
A. Herd animals.
Q.
Why don't Colorado cattlemen get mad cow disease?
A. Because men are swine.
Q.
How did the horseback riding instructor at the dude ranch
get more clients?
A. He decided to stirrup some new business.
Q.
What does a rancher call one cow half?
A. Calf.
Q.
What do young cowgirls call their lifelong buddies?
A. Best Friends for Heifer!
Q.
Why did the cow kick Roy Rogers?
A. She heard he was a cowpuncher.
Q.
What happened after the old cowboy actor passed away?
A. He rode off into the sunset.
Q.
What do cattlemen call it when a tornado hits a feed lot?
A. A shit storm. |
