| Mathematics
Fact of the Day That'll Bring You to Tears: An opinion
without 3.14159 is just an onion.
Q.
What does a math geek have for dessert on Thanksgiving?
A. Pumpkin Pi.
Q.
Who came up with King Arthur's Round Table?
A. Sir Cumference.
Q.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
A. You're pointless.
Q.
How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two. An inside and an outside.
Q.
Why didn't the neurotic guy buy the book about phobias?
A. He was afraid it wouldn't help...
Q.
What is a Liberal Arts major's favorite board game?
A. Trivial Pursuit. |
Q.
Which film was about a guy who was compelled to wander around
searching for geniuses?
A. Brainspotting.
Q.
What does MENSA call it when a group of geniuses get together
to work up brain farts?
A. A stink tank.
Q.
Why did the zombie miss school today?
A. Because he felt so rotten.
Mindless
Banter of the Day: However, zombies really ticked me off,
and I mean off.
Smart
Tip of the Day: Losing your head in an emergency is a no
brainer.
Q.
Why was the brain neuron sent to the principal's office?
A. It had trouble controlling its impulses.
Q.
What is it called when you're told to write things down
twice so that you'll remember them later?
A. Dually noted.
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Q.
Why did the shy, dumb, clumsy guy toss a dictionary to the
librarian, hitting her in the head?
A. 'Cause he wanted to Face-Book her.
Q.
Where do MENSA members find an interesting online date?
A. Meeting of the Minds.
Did
you hear about the new book about Teflon? It contains non-frictional
characters.
Q.
What's the difference between a boring person and a boring
book?
A. You can shut the boring book up.
Q.
What did the librarian say when the local library troll
asked her out on a date?
A. Sorry, I'm booked.
Q.
What are you if you can say farewell in a variety of different
languages?
A. Bye-lingual.
Q.
Why don't old philosophers ever die?
A. They just Kant. |
