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Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground BeefQ. What is the world's most popular wine? A. I don't like Brussels sprouts!Q. What is a Zebra? A. 25 Sizes Larger Than an A Bra!

Q. What do you call a cow with one leg?
A. Steak.

Pinot More is a variety that acts as an anti-diuretic.

Q. What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A. A zebra

Q. What did the alien dandelion say to the earth dandelion? A. Take Me To Your Weeder!Q. What Do You Call Two People in an Ambulance? A. Pair of MedicsQ. How can you tell if a tree is nomadic? A. It packs up its trunk and leaves.

Q. What kind of flowers grow in outer space?
A. Moonflowers, Sunflowers, Star Clusters, and Cosmos.

Call me an ambulance!
Dude, You're an ambulance.

For this tree pun, we had to go out on a limb and branch out to some other sources.

Q. Why does lightning shock people? A. Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself.Q. What happened when the cow  tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? A. Udder DestructionQ. How do you change tires on a duck? A. With a Quacker Jack.

Q. What type of lightning likes to play sports? A. Ball lightning.

Q. Why do blondes smile when there's lightning? A. They think they're getting their picture taken.

Q. What did the bored cow moo-an about in the morning?
A. It's just an udder day.

Q. What do you get when a duck squats?
A. Butt-quack.

Q. If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay? A. A Bagel!Q. Why did the tomato turn red? A. Because it saw the the salad dressing.Q. What do you get if you cross an electric eel and a sponge? A. A shock absorber.

Q. What kind of birds spend a lot of time on their knees?
A. Birds of Prey

Q. Why did the tomato and the corn fall in love?
A. He whispered sweet nothings into her ear.

Q. What do you get when you cross an owl and an oyster?
A. Pearls of Wisdom.

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