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Q. What City Has the Largest Rodent Population? A. HamsterdamQ. What is a comedian's favorite day of the week? A. Wry day!Q. Which bird species holds things together best? A. Velcrows.

Q. Why did the rodent eat a candle?
A. It wanted a light snack.

Q. What is small, furry, and smells like bacon?
A. A ham-ster.

Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it's cramped.

Q. Which rodent snack do cats prefer?
A. Mice Krispies.

Q. What kind of pun goes best with corned beef, sauerkraut, and Swiss cheese?
A. Rye humor.

Q. What did the brown bread comedian say to the slice of ham?
A. Rye Me?

Q. What happened when the blonde tried the Wry Whiskey Diet?
A. She lost three daze.

Unanswered Riddle: Wry don't people laugh at rye puns?

Q. What do you call a duck that steals?
A. A Robber Ducky.

Q. Where do ravens go to have a drink?
A. A crow bar.

Q. What do crows wear on Halloween?
A. Caw-stumes!

Q. What do crows drink to stay awake?
A. Caw-fee.

Q. Which sport do crows enjoy most?
A. Crow-quet.

Q. Why did the barber win the race? A. Because he took a short cut!Q. What happened to the lawyer who got tossed out of a saloon? A. He was disbarred.Q. What kind of candy is never on time? A. Choco-late!

Q. Who was the fastest runner of all time?
A. Adam. He was the first in the human race.

Q. What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
A. Resistance Training!

Q. Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
A. He did not like the meets.

Q. What do runners do when they forget something?
A. They jog their memory!

Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?
A. Just this one. The rest are all true stories!

Q. What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?
A. One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a jellyfish.

Q. How does a lawyer sleep?
A. First he lies on one side, then he rolls over and lies on the other side.

Q. What happens when you give a lawyer Viagra?
A. He gets taller.

Q. Which fruit absolutely loves chocolate?
A. A coconut!

Q. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
A. Because it lost its filling.

Q. Why did the M&M go to college?
A. Because it wanted to be a Smartie.

Q. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A. A candy baa!

Q. What's a French cat's favorite dessert?
A. Chocolate Mouse!

Q. Why is a Barn So Noisy? A. The Cows All Have Horns.Q. What do you call a pickle run over on a highway? A Road Dill!Zombie Joke: Q. Why did the lion spit out the clown? A. Because he tasted funny!

Q. Which band is a cow's all-time favorite?
A. The Moo-dy Blues.

Q. What goes boo boo boo?
A. A cow with a stuffy nose.

Q. What is a cow's least favorite Elvis Presley song?
A. Love Meat Tenders.

Q. Why did a blond farmer get a brown cow?
A. She wanted chocolate milk.

Q. What subjects do cows study in school?
A. Moosic, Psycowolgy, Cowculus.

Q. When should a cucumber seek out the help of an attorney?
A. When it's in a pickle!

Q. What do you get if you cross an alligator with a pickle?
A. A croco-dill!

Q. Why didn't anybody believe that pickles who swore they were abducted by aliens?
A. Because they're full of crock!

Q. What did the dill say to his sweet pickle?
A. Pucker up!

Q. Why did the zombie comedian get booed off the stage?
A. Because his jokes were rotten!

Q. Why did the zombie go crazy?
A. He lost his mind!

Q. When do zombies sleep?
A. When they're dead tired.

Q. Who won the zombie apocalypse?
A. Nobody. It was a dead tie.

Q. Where do zombies eat dinner?
A. In the living room!

Q. Why don't ghosts like rain on Halloween? A. It dampens their spirits!Q. What do you call a passenger plane shaped like an elephant? A. A Dumbo JetEt Chef Asks: What do you call it when you're served leftover rolls? A. Recycle buns!

Q. Why do ghosts haunt taverns?
A. For the boos!

Q. What happens if a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist!

Q. Why did the ghost starch his sheet?
A. He wanted to scare everybody stiff!

Q. Why did the ghosts leave the Halloween party?
A. Because the sheet was about to hit the fan.

Q. Why are ghosts always happy?
A. Because every shroud has a silver lining.

Q. Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
A. They couldn't keep their trunks up!

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a parrot?
A. An animal that tells you everything it remembers.

Q. What do you call a pachyderm that never bathes?
A. Smell-ephant.

Q. What do you call a pachyderm that just doesn't matter?
A. Irr-elephant!

Q. Why are bread jokes always so funny?
A. They never get mold.

Q. Why was the baker so grumpy?
A. He woke up on the wrong side of the bread!

Q. When does bread rise?
A. When you yeast expect it to.

Q. What complimentary drink is served at the local bakery?
A. Baking Soda.

Q. What does bread do after it's all done baking?
A. It just loafs around.

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| Brilliant Light Bulb Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Light Bulb Zodiac Riddles |
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