| Q.
What did the dandelion seed head say to the gardener?
A. Oh, just blow me!
Q.
What is a dandelion?
A. A weedy fancy-dressed feline.
Q.
What do you call a horny dandelion?
A. A weed wacker.
Q.
What kind of flowers grow in outer space?
A. Moonflowers, Sunflowers, Star Clusters, and Cosmos. |
Q.
What do you call several men waiting in line for a haircut?
A. A barber-cue.
Q.
How did the barber win the race?
A. He took a short cut.
Q.
How did the little boy feel about his first haircut?
A. He didn't like it at first, but then it grew on him.
Q.
Why don't bald men need keys?
A. Because they've lost all their locks.
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Q.
Did you hear the latest joke about the tree?
A. It'll leaf you laughing.
Q.
What's the best way to create a funny tree pun?
A. You have to really go out on a limb!
Q.
What do trees wear to pool parties?
A. Swimming trunks.
Q.
Why was the tree drooling?
A. Because it was a Dogwood. |
