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Q. How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? A. SEX!
Q How many blindes does it take to change a light bulb? A. One, but she'll break ten bulbs before figuring out they can't be pushed int!
Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A. That's not funny, you douche bag!

 


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Shed a ray of light on luminosity humor, ever-changing puns, and watts of glowing jokes.

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Q. How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb? A. Six. You got a problem with that, pal?Q. How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental impact statement!Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two, but nobody knows how they got in there?

Q. How many Teamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Seven. You gotta problem with that??

Q. How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Eight. Ya wanna make something of it???

Q. Why did the blonde gardener plant a light bulb?
A. She wanted to grow a power plant.

Q. How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. It's too soon to say anything needs to change.

Q. How many voyeurs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but he'd really rather watch somebody else do it.

Q. How many fine artists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Ten. One to change it, and nine to reassure him about how good it looks.

Q. How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. they just let it burn out and follow it around for a few decades!Q. How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light bulb? A. Batman is NOT afraid of the dark!Q. How many real men does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark!

Q. How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four. One to screw the bulb, and three to say, "Phsssh, I could have done that!"

Q. How many folk musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Five. One to change the bulb, and four to write songs about how much better the old bulb was.

Q. How many superheroes does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but he'd much rather curse the darkness for at least one episode.

Q. How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They prefer everything black.

Q. How many men does it take to change a light bulb and a roll of toilet paper?
A. Nobody know, because it's never been done!

Q. How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?
A. You don't know. You weren't there, man!

Q. How many birds does it take to change a light bulb? A. Toucan do it!Q. How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two. One to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds the one that fits, and one to tell you he thinks he'll have to replace the whole socket!Q. How many vocalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None. They hold the bulb over their head and the world revolves around them!

Q. How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Nobody knows. They never get beyond the feasibility study.

Q. How many procrastinators does it take to change a light bulb?
A. I'll tell you later...

Q. How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four. One to force it loose with a hammer, and three to run out for more bulbs.

Q. How many gorillas does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it takes a truck load of light bulbs!

Q. How many jazz musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-fore.

Q. How do jazz musicians change a light bulb?
A. They just lay down the beat, and the light bulb follows the groove!

Q. How many scorpios does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. The like the dark!Q. How many economists does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. If the light bulb needed changing, the market would have already done it!Q. How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? A. It's a very obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it!

Q. How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Assholes never see the light anyway!

Q. How many publishers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three. One to screw it in, and two to hold down the author!

Q. How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. The dark side will cause the light bulb to change by itself.

Q. How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two. One to change it, and one to change it back again.

Q. How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 21. One to screw it in, and 20 to call him a sellout.

Q. How many paranoics does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Who wants to know? ???

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