Q. How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four. One to screw the bulb, and three to say, "Phsssh,
I could have done that!"
Q.
How many folk musicians does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
A. Five. One to change the bulb, and four to write songs
about how much better the old bulb was. |
Q.
How many superheroes does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but he'd much rather curse the darkness for at least
one episode.
Q.
How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They prefer everything black.
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Q.
How many men does it take to change a light bulb and a roll
of toilet paper?
A. Nobody know, because it's never been done!
Q.
How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?
A. You don't know. You weren't there, man! |