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Q. How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. They're never in the dark!
Q. How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab him in the back and take all the credit!
Q. How many Sontarans does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Sontarans are not afaid of the dark!
Q. How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb? A. Approximately 1,0000000000000000!
Q. What do you get if you cross a thought with a light bulb? A. A bright idea!

 


Galactic Light Bulb Jokes and Light Sci-Fi Humor
Get enlightened by sci-fi light bulb jokes, burned out alien humor, and dark screwy puns.

Sci-Fi Light Bulb Jokes and Bright Bulb Puns
(Because "How Many Aliens Does It Take To Screw In a Light Bulb?" Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream on the Dark Side!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Peril! Dark alien humor, screwed up puns and burned out light bulb jokes ahead.
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Q. How many Borgs does it take to change a light bulb? A. All of them!Q. How many Star Wars characters does it take to change a light bulb? A. Lots, becuase many Hans makes light work!Q. What do Klingons do with the Klingon who replaced a light bulb? A. Execute him for cowardice!

Q. What do the Borg say while replacing a light bulb?
A. We are the Borg. Resistance = voltage / current.

Q. How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. It never gets done because they keep sticking a finger in the elecrical socket to recharge themselves.

Q. How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One unit is sufficient.

Q. How many Corellians does it take to change a glow-panel?
A. None. If the room is dark, then you can't see them cheat at sabacc.

Q. Why won't Darth Vader ever change a light bulb?
A. Because he wants everybody to join the Dark Side.

Q. How many Siths does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Twelve. They'll form a council and make a decision that's clouded in darkness.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. Your tail light is burned out, and your bumper sticker reads: Don't laugh. My other vehicle is a Klingon Bird of Prey.

Q. How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. A true Klingon warrior battles equally as well in the dark!

Q. How long does it take Will Riker it take to change a light bulb?
A. N/A. Riker is far too busy screwing other things aboard the Enterprise.

How many Doctor Who fans does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just sit there and hope it comes bak on!Q. How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Klingons are not afraid of the dark!Whovians don't change light bulbs! They wait for the bulb to regnerate!

A guy ended up at a party full of World Heath Organization medics. Then a light bulb went off and he realized he was at the wrong Doctor Who convention.

Q. What does The Robot say when he can't find the replacement light bulbs aboard the Jupiter II?
A. Danger, Danger! They're Lost In Space.

Q. How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One, but the entire Collective shares the experience.

Q. How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to screw in the bulb, and another to stab him in the back and take the credit.

Q. Why did the Klingon change the light bulb?
A. Ka'plah getting the answer...

Q. How many Borg does it take to replace a light bulb?
A. Just one because resistance to change is futile.

Q. How many Cybermen does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Light bulbs are inelegant. They will be upgraded.

Q. How many members of the Q Continuum does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just one. He holds the light bulb and the entire universe rotates around him.

Q. How many Borg does it take to replace a light bulb?
A. None. Borg don't change bulbs; they assimilate them.

Q. How many Doctors does it take to hange a light bulb? A. Two. One to change it and to say, "You redecorated and I don't like it!"Q How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know!Q. How many Sith lords does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. they prefer it a bit on the dark side!

Q. How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None of your business, huuu-mahn!

Q. How many Enterprise captains does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Star Trek captains delegate to crewmen.

Q. How many shuttle pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They're traveling faster than the speed of light, so they'd never even notice the bulb burned out.

Q. How many Federation shuttles does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Light bulbs last longer than shuttles do.

Q. How many Star Trek engineers does it take to replace a light bulb?
A. Five. One to screw in the bulb, one to question whether it should be changed to halogen, one to upgrade the socket, , one to complain to the captain about burned out bulbs, and one to protest the engine stress caused by the use of the additional power.

Q. How many Stormtroopers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Fiftly. One to screw in a new bulb, and 49 to be killed for dramatic effect.

Q. What do you call five Siths piled onto a lightsaber?
A. A Sith-Kabob.

Q. How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?
A. All of them. One to replace the bulb and the rest to assimilate General Electric.

Q. How many Romulans does it take to change a light bulb? A. 151. One to change the bulb and 150 to self-destruct the ship in disgrace!Q. What did the light bulb say to the generator? A. I really get a charge out of you!Q. How many astrologers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Don't ask me now, Mercury is in retrograde!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You can actually tell the difference between a Romulan light bulb and a Vulcan light bulb.

Q. How many Red Shirts does it take to change a light bulb?
A. At least two. One to replace the bulb, and at least one to be killed off in the dark.

Q. How many Cardassians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. It depends how many lights you see.

Q. How many Betazoids does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Captain, the bulb has to want to change first...

Q. Where do United Federation electricians get their light bulb supplies?
A. At Ohm Depot.

Q. How many Star Fleet officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. The Prime Directive won't allow that sort of interference with the light bulb's natural evolution.

Q. What does Scotty do when there's a burned out light bulb?
A. He switches to auxillary power.

Q. What does Uhura say when there's a burned out light bulb?
A. Captain, should I hail Home Depot?

Q. How many members of the Q Continuum does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Seriously human? Wouldn't you rather have a super nova?

Q. How many crewmen aboard Star Trek Voyager are capable of changing a light bulb?
A. Seven of Nine.

Q. How many Federation admirals does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. That bulb had better be replaced before an admiral notices it's burned out.

Q. How many Tammarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Darmock, cast into darkness. Temba, his arms wide open. Bring on the light of day.

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