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Q. What did Mr Spock find in the toilet? A. A Little Shat!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Obviously, it was the logical thing to do! – Mr Spock

 


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Live Long and Prosper with Mr. Spock humor, katra puns, Star Trek jokes, and logical laughs.

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(Because Star Trek Jokes Could Not Be TOO Mainstream for Vulcans Experiencing Pon Farr During Amok Time!)
Warning: Trek at Your Own Risk! Red Alert: Spock Prime, New Vulcan, and Renegade Sybok Jokes Red Ahead.
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Spock Says to Dr. Smith: Sniveling is illogicalSpock Says: Illogical reality is for life forms who dismisss Star Trek!Spock Says to Dr. Smith: It is illogical to name your chimp Debbie!

Q. Why is Spock the most interesting sci-fi icon?
A. Because Spock thinks it's interesting, even if he doesn't get the joke.

Q. What is Spock's opinion of Twitter?
A. Without followers, evil cannot spread.

Q. What is a Vulcan's favorite item of clothing?
A. A T'Shirt!

Kirk: How are a joke and a hot date alike?
Spock: A joke is a story with a humorous climax.

Q. What did Smith say when Spock caught him?
A. Is that a plomeek in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Q. What does Mr. Spock say to his pet kitty cat?
A. Live Long and Pros-purr!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Obviously, it was the logical thing to do! – Mr SpockSpock: Sniveling is illogical. Dr. Smith: Sarcasm is the recourse of the weak mind!Q. What did Mr Spock find in the toilet? A. The Captain's Log!

Q. Why did the Vulcan rooster cross the road?
A. Because there were Pon Farr chickens on the other side!

Q. What did alternate universe Spock say before he crossed the road?
A. One man cannot summon the future, but one man can change the present.

Q. What would Mr. Spock say to sniveling Dr. Smith?
A. If there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them.

Q. What did Spock say when Smith dissed the robot?
A. Insults are only effective where emotion is present.

It is illogical to read in the bathroom, unless it's a 1930s Sears catalog in an outhouse. – Spock Blooper Reel

Q. What does Spock call a Star Trek TV episode that's dedicated to past flatulence?
A. A gassy montage.

Spock: It is illogical to be lost in space. Dr. Smith: There's a lot of space out there to be lost in.Spock Says: Reality is for people who are Trekkers!Spock: Sniveling is illogical. Smith: Give my regards to oblivion!

Q. What does alternate universe DJ Spock say?
A. Party Spock is here. Everybody have a logical time!

Q. What does Mr. Spock say to motivate and inspire other natives of his home world?
A. Are You a Vulcan, or a Vulcan't?

Q. What did Spock say to Dr. Smith?
A. Trek yourself, before you wreck yourself.

Spock: It is illogical to be lost in space. Smith: I never liked me anyway!McCoy Says: Doctor's orders, Jim. Be a vulcan in the streets and a Klingon in the sheets!Spock: It is illogical to be lost in space. Smith: I loathe children!

Q. How do you know Dr. Smith enjoys painful Vulcan Star Trek puns?
A. Because he said, "Sarcasm is the recourse of the weak mind."

Q. How does Mr. Spock's favorite class rock song go?
A. Some people call me a space cowboy, some gangsters call me the Vulcan of Love...

Q. Why does Spock hate games, especially Rock Paper Scissors?
A. Because Lizard Spock Paper disproves Spock!

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