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Trekkie Humor, Star Trek Puns, Trekker Jokes
Warp 9 to a strange new world of jokes, engaging Star Trek humor, and reality spacy puns.

Star Trek Jokes and Final Frontier Humor
(Because Star Trek Jokes and Sci-Fi Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Trekkers, Trekkies, or Tribbles!)
Warning: Proceed With Due Caution! Oo-mox jokes, space cowboy humor, and Bones puns ahead. He's Dead, Jim!
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| Star Trek The Original Series Jokes and TOS Puns | 2 | 3 | Starship Enterprise Captain Jokes |
| Star Trek TNG Jokes | 2 | 3 | Klingon Puns | The Borg Jokes | Ladies of Star Trek Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Doctor Jokes | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes | Sci-Fi Cross the Road Jokes | Sci-Fi Light Bulb Jokes |

Blonde Borgs Have Same Fu!Why did the chicken cross the road? There are three ways to do something: The right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway! – Kathryn JanewayQ. What does Doctor McCoy say before each new mission? Bones Voyage!

Blonde Borg point to ponder: Are breast implants the most crucial Borg technology innovation?

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. Your Golden Retriever puppy named Seven, assimilates dog food, slippers, underware and everything else.

Q. How can your mate tell you were a serious Deep Space Nine fan?
A. Your partner initiates foreplay, and you ask for OO-MOX.

Q. Why is Janeway the coolest Star Trek captain?
A. She doesn't have to point which way to go when they make it so go!

Q. Why is Janeway the most effective Star Trek captain?
A. She mutes the ship's doctor when he gets out of line.

Q. Why is Janeway the coolest Star Trek captain?
A. Her first officer has a tattoo!

Q. What did Dr. McCoy mumble when he finally went through the time portal gate on Guardian of Forever?
A. "You're all the same. In one era and out the other."

Doctor McCoy: Do you serve crabs here?
Enterprise Waiter: Yes sir. Please have a seat.

Q. How do you know you're a time-travel hipster Star Trek fanatic?
A. You want to see Deep Space Nine reruns on BBC America, and that has not even happened yet!

Spock: It is illogical to be lost in space. Smith: You can't do it, can ? You can't kill the man without becoming the monster!Q. Why did the Borg cross the road? A. To assimilate the chicken!Q. What did Will say when Pcard asked why he always let Troi win at poker? A. Because I Riker!

Q. What would Mr. Spock say to Dr. Smith if they actually met?
A. I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question!

Q. If Mr. Spock has pointy ears, what does Mr. Scott have?
A. Engineers!

Q. How can you tell your head was warped by watching Deep Space Nine?
A. When you visit Roswell, you ask to see the evidence the Ferengi left behind.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
A. To get to the same side.

Q. Why did the Borg chickens cross the Mobius strip?
A. They were pecking around for the Omega molecule.

Q. How do you know your eccentric husband is still a dedicated fan of Deep Space Nine?
A. His safe is full of gold-pressed latinum and he treasures good oo-mox as well.

Q. Why was Sisko a better captain than Picard?
A. When confronted by Q, he smacked him in the mouth and never had problems with the Q Continuum again!

Q. Why is Kirk a better captain than Picard?
A. Captain Kirk's bridge is not beige.

Q. How can you tell you are addicted to Star Trek?
A. When you're stuck in a traffic jam and sigh, "Scotty, Beam Me Up!" Siri recommends the nearest liqour store with the best price on Jim Beam.

Q. How many Romulans does it take to change a light bulb? A. 151. One to change the bulb and 150 to self-destruct the ship in disgrace!Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh My! – Mr SuluSpock Says: Live long and prosper, and don't wear a red shirt!

Did you hear about the Romulan plan to wrap the Enterprise in Reynold's Wrap? Luckily, their plans were foiled.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You can actually tell the difference between a Romulan and a Vulcan.

Q. Do Romulans have pointy ears?
A. Before or after sex?

Q. How can you confirm you're a true Deep Space Nine fan?
A. You've got a pool table in the basement that's modified to play Dom-Jat.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You decorate your rec room to look like the Enterprise bridge.

Q. Why did the skeleton chicken cross the Star Trek road?
A. She heard Bones McCoy was on the other side!

Q. How can you tell you're still a Deep Space Nine fan?
A. You spend hours trying to find the Dabo tables in Las Vegas.

Q. What does Mr. Spock think about Vulcan jokes?
A. He does understand the complex nature of lively puns, but he just doesn't see the humor in it.

Q. What does Spock think about punny Vulcan jokes?
A. Fascinating!

Q. How can your boss tell you were inspired by Star Trek Deep Space Nine?
A. You quote the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition at business meetings.

Spock Says: Reality is for people who are Trekkers!Worf Asks: Why can't Klingon kids play in sandboxes? A. Cats keep trying to cover them up!Why did the chicken cross the road? Dammin Jim! I'm a doctor, not a farmer! - Bones McCoy

Q. What does Mr. Spock say to motivate and inspire other natives of his home world?
A. Are You a Vulcan, or a Vulcan't?

Q. How does Mr. Spock's favorite class rock song go?
A. Some people call me a space cowboy, some gangsters call me the Vulcan of Love...

Q. How many Ferengi does it take to replace a light bulb?
A. None. They'd rather sell the new bulb for a huge profit.

Q. How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A. It depends. How much gold-pressed latinum to you have?

Q. What does a Klingon dog say?
A. Worf, Worf!

Q. What does a Klingon put in his boots to stop them from stinking?
A. Odo-Eaters!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You know which Klingon terms on this page are real and which ones are puns – and you literally get the joke!

Q. Who sang the touching sci-fi song Assimilate Me Tender?
A. Elvis of Borg.

Q. How many Bajorans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. The filthy Cardassian pigs took all their bulbs.

Q. Why did the skeleton chicken cross the Star Trek road?
A. She heard Bones McCoy was on the other side!

When Dr. McCoy finished his examination of Scotty, he said, "I can't find any reason for your stomach pains. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking." Mr. Scott replied, "In that case, I'll come back when you're sober."

Q. How many Star Trek engineers does it take to replace a light bulb?
A. Five. One to screw in the bulb, one to question whether it should be changed to halogen, one to upgrade the socket, , one to complain to the captain about burned out bulbs, and one to protest the engine stress caused by the use of the additional power.

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