Did
you know that when Clark Kent goes into a phone booth, Superman
comes out? But when Chuck Norris walks into a phone booth
it explodes and Chuck just walks away!
Q.
What did Lois Lane find in Clark Kent's bathroom?
A. A super bowl.
Q.
When does Superman sleep?
A. At Kryto-Night.
Metropolis
Factoid of the Day: Superman can save the world, but Clark
Kent...
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe,
did you know that when I hold someone really close, they
become invulnerable?
Q.
How did Superman increase his personal wealth in the 2010s?
A. He heavily invested in Krypto currency.
Superman
flew to the top of the Empire State Building to challenge
King Kong to a fight, but Kong declined saying, "No
time now. I have to catch a plane."
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey Lois,
as the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to ensure
my race does not die out.
Faster
than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive,
able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Actually,
those are just a few of Chuck Norris's warmup exercises.
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Excuse
me miss, I'm from another planet. How about you teach me
about human anatomy? |
Q.
Which holidays do citizens of Metropolis celebrate?
A. Christopher Eves.
Did
you know Superman has a brother who does not celebrate Christmas?
Yeah, his name is No-El.
Q.
What does the Jewish Superman say when he takes off from
Miami?
A. Up, Up, and Oy Vey!
Q.
Why did Superman have to go by the alias "Clark Kent?"
A. Because the name "Chuck Norris" was already
taken in the future!
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hello girl.
I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, so you'll need
to remove them immediately.
Q.
Why was young Superman the only kid enjoying the playground?
A. Because the sign said, "Supervision Required."
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe,
wanna test out if I can transfer any of my super powers?
Q.
Where does Lex Luthor like to go hiking?
A. Mt. Baldy.
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
do you have heat vision too? 'Cause you can melt my heart
with just one look.
Q.
What is the name of Superman's home planet in the other
dimension?
A. Kryptoff.
Q.
Why is Superman's shirt so tight?
A. 'Cause it's size S.
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Q. What could Clark Kent say in 1940 that is equally applicable
today?
A. "I'm sorry I can't help you. I can't find a phone
booth right now."
Q.
Where does Superman like to go on vacation when he's in
the Southern Hemisphere?
A. Cape Town.
Q.
Why doesn't Superman need a boss?
A. Because he already has supervision!
Q.
Why does Superman hate trading Bitcoin after dinner?
A. Because it's Crypto-night.
Q.
Why did Superman leave Krypton?
A. Because it's so easy to get steroids on Earth.
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Bae, my
weakness isn't Kryptonite. It's dat ass of yours!
Q.
What do Superman and Batman have in common?
A. Neither one of them has to worry about dad jokes.
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
I can fly anywhere in the universe, but only you can take
me to heaven.
Q.
Who would Superman never hire to repair the gopher holes
in his lawn?
A. General Zod.
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
have you ever wanted to gaze upon Metropolis from the air?
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