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Q. Why do toilets run? A. They never learned how to job!
Q. What do you all an unmarried guy with the worst handwriting? A. The most illegible bachelor!
Hulk Asks: Why did the bodybulder go to the hospital? A. Somebody told him he was all cut up!

 


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('Cause "You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry" Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream If You're Trying to Keep Your Shirt On!)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk, but keep a low profile! Anger Management session in progress...
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Q. Who is Hulk's favorite band? A. Green Day!Q. What do you call a bathroom superhero? A. Flush Gordon!To recieve your gifts in person, you need to be present!

The phrase dead ringer refers to somebody who sits behind The Hulk in a theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hi bae, I'm Hulk. Make me angry, and I go green.

Q. What else is big and green and sings?
A. Elvis Parsley.

Q. What is David Banner's favorite beverage?
A. Fruit Punch. Ka-POW!

Incredible Green Trivia: The Hulk does not throw up. The Hulk throws down!

Q. How does a bathroom superhero avoid arguments about the toilet seat?
A. He just uses the sink... EW!

The Hulk does not throw up if he drinks too much; he throws down!

Hulking Funny Point to Ponder: Would Bruce Banner kill for a Nobel Peace Prize?

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Girl. Go out with Hulk. Don't. Make. Hulk. ANGRY!

Hulk Asks: What do you call a horny stoner? A. A Weed Whacker!Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A. A vampire only sucks blood at night!Hulk Says: When I asked my girl if she wanted a ring made of silver or gold, she said either ore!

Hulking Point to Ponder: When David Banner gets mad and goes green, does he turn to Colorado?

Incredible Trivia: Going green, Colorado style, is how The Hulk mellows back into Bruce.

Incredible Fact of the Day: The Hulk doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.

Q. What do you get if you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong?
A.
Fictional characters that rise to the top without the help of lawyers or vampires.

Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, wanna find out just why they call me Incredible?

Q. Why did Bruce Banner go on a crash diet?
A. Because he feared turning into The Hulk!

The Hulk does not have a girlfriend, but he does know a woman who'd be mad at him for saying that.

Q. Which sidedish does The Hulk always bring to parties?
A. Smashed Potatoes.

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hi girly, Hulk smash you with love.

I can't control myself around you, you turn me into a cheesy muenster!Hulk Asks: How do Columbians develop muscle? A. By pushig drugs!Hulk Says: Happy Guy Day!

Q. Why doesn't Hulk wear a rubber?
A. Because there's no such thing as protection from The Incredible Hulk.

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, wanna see why they call me The Hulk?

Today's advice from The Hulk: People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

Q. What does an angry green pepper do?
A. It gets jalapeno face.

Ladies, did you know The Hulk is not afraid to be tagged on social media?

Q. Why was the drone so angry?
A. People kept pushing its buttons.

Cheesehead Hulk says: Hey Green Bay, why all the orange chees? Halloween was yesterday! Go Broncos!Q. What do you call a guy sho hoaxes siblings by pretending to be heir dad? A. A faux pa!Cheesehead Hulk asks: What stinks worse, muenster or horse crap? Go Broncos!

When The Hulk does division, there are no remainders. Go Broncos!

When Denver does a draft, it's Colorado craft beer, not Green Bay pee. Go Broncos!

So, The Incredible Hulk is Coming? He must have a hot girl friend!

Q. What did The Hulk say after some guy told him to have a nice day?
A. "Grr, don't tell me what to do!"

Q. Why won't The Hulk ever have a heart attack?
A. His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.

Denver fans, please take this joke to heart. Go Broncos!

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