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Hulk Asks: What is a great name for a gardener? A. Alonso Greene!
When I came out of te gym, a cop asked me where I got that body. I said, "I don't know, I just opened the trunk and whe was there!"
Hulk Says: Happy? Mad Day!

 


The Hulk Jokes, Raging Puns, Mad Humor
Smash into monstrously funny jokes, radioactive green groans, irate rants and Banner laughs.

Incredible Hulk Humor and Shirtless Green Jokes
(Because "You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry" Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream When You're Trying to Go Green!)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk, but don't make him mad! Anger Management session in progress...
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Hulk Says: Having too much garbage in the lanfill was reeking havoc!Q. Why did the superhero flush the toilet? A. It was his doody!Hulk Says: Strong people don't put other people down. They lift them up and slam them to the cround for maximum impact!

Q. What do you call it when David Banner goes shopping at Sam's Club?
A. The Incredible Hoard!

Q. What happened when The Hulk walked into an IKEA store?
A. The Avengers Assembled!

Q. What does The Hulk do to earn a living when he's less angry?
A. He flips houses.

Q. When did Bruce Banner lose it?
A. Sometime in the late 1970s, just like everybody else David back then.

Green Point to Ponder: If you get angry when waste makes you mad, are you an ecologist or The Incredible Hulk lost in the sewers?

Superhero Pick-Up Poetry in Motion: Iron Man is red, The Hulk is green. You are the hottest babe I've ever seen!

Hulk Trivia: Did you know Bruce Banner has a grizzly bear rug in his bedroom? It's not dead; it's just afraid to move.

Incredible Fact of the Day: The Hulk doesn't shower, but he does take blood baths.

Incredible Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, put me in the right mood, and I'm a real beast in bed – literally.

The gym has no confidence in me. The first machine they put me on was the respirator!Q. What do you call a bank that also carries gardening supplies? A. A savings and loam!Hulk Asks: How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb? A. Who Cares? It's too bright in here anyway!

Did you know industrial logging is not the cause of deforestation? The Hulk needs toothpicks.

Q. Which green man really makes The Hulk angry?
A. The Jolly Green Giant.

Q. Why is The Hulk such a good Internet gardener?
A.
He always backs up his sage before he gets too angry.

Q. What should you do if you come across a hulking green monster in the garden?
A. Wait until he's ripe.

The Hulk once ate a whole cake before the frat boys could tell him there was a girl inside.

Q. Why doesn't The Hulk beat around the bush?
A. Because he has a girlfriend!

Hulk Says: Happy? Mad Day!Hulk Asks: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A. He Wanted Maximum Isolation!Q. What do you call a doped-up Pikachu? A. Tokemon!

Q. Why doesn't The Hulk need to style his hair?
A. Because it lays perfectly still out of sheer terror.

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I want to smash my way into your heart.

Q. Why doesn't The Hulk own a microwave, toaster oven, or grill?
A.
Because revenge is a dish best served cold!

Q. Why doesn't The Hulk need to wear deodorant?
A. Because sweat instantly runs away.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless The Incredible Hulk is angry and has been there. Then it's soaked in blood and tears.

Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, they don't call me Incredible just because I'm green.

Cheesehead Hulk says: Hey Green Bay, why all the orange cheese? Go Broncos!Q. Why do toilets run? A. They never learned how to job!Hulk Says: Happy High Day!

Did you know that the Credible Hulk IS a HUGE Denver Broncos fan?

Q. What makes The Hulk really angry?
A. Some cheese rapper named David Banner.

Incredible Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, my shorts usually stay on when I grow green, but I could make an exception for you.

No wonder Hulk gets so angry when toilet runs!

Q. Why doesn't The Hulk need to flush the toilet?
A. Because he's already scared the shit out of it!

Q. What does The Hulk say when he's at a loss for words?
A. Batman!

Big Green Factoid: Sometimes you're as mad as The Hulk, but then the weed kicks in... No wonder Colorado is a Banner state!

Incredible Green Pick-Up Line: Hey girly, Hulk show you just why he called strongest there is!

Hulking Funny Pick-Up Line: Mary Jane, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I smash by again?

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