Why did the newbie weightlifter get fed up and quit the
A. Because his name is Max and he really hated
all the jokes.
Chat Up Line: Hey big guy,
you sure look swole!
What do buff chickens work on at the gym?
A. Their pecks!
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
are you thirsty? 'Cause I've got a six-pack right here.
Fitness Factoid: Most of the men and women at the gym are
working toward one goal: The Perfect Female Body!
Why did the oyster go to the gym?
A. 'Cause it's good for the mussels.
Tip of the Day: If anabolic steroids cause erectile dysfunction,
just say NO to drugs!
What did the gym newbie say to the bodybuilder who lifted
until he couldn't even budge one more rep?
A. You're a failure.
What does a bodybuilder repeat in his mind while he deadlifts?
A. Don't fart, don't fart, don't fart...
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe,
you've hit your plateau, but damn it would be hard to top
Bodybuilder: I want to impress a girl. Which machine should
Gym Trainer: Try the ATM outside.
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
my weights are all free.