| Q.
Are fishermen gullible?
A. Well, they do fall for it all: hook, line, and sinker.
Q.
What trophy did Sir Lancelot quest for upon the high seas?
A. A Swordfish.
Q.
What is the best type of music for a fishing trip?
A. Anything with a catchy hook.
Q.
What do romantic fishermen sing on a romantic date?
A. Salmon Chanted Evening.
Q.
What happens if a fisherman puts Nutella on raw salmon?
A. He gets Salmon-Ella! |
Q.
Why was the blonde basketball player sitting on the bench
doodling chickens?
A. 'Cause the coach asked her to draw fowls.
Q.
What is the difference between a basketball player and a
dog?
A. One dribbles and the other drools.
Q.
What time is it when a basketball team chases a baseball
team?
A. 9:05. (Five After Nine)
Q.
What is it called when two guys play basketball south of
the border?
A. Juan on Juan.
Q.
What did the triangle defense say to the basketball?
A. You are pointless.
|
Ballpark
Point to Ponder: If Hit and Run is a felony, how
can major league baseball possibly be legal?
Q.
Where do baseball players get the grass stains off their
uniforms?
A. In the bleachers.
Q.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A. A Dino-Score!
Did
you hear the joke about the fast pitch? Oh, nevermind. You
just missed it...
Q.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A. A fly swatter! |
