And
yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base
with the ladies.
Q.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
A. Catch ya later!
Q.
Which sport is the first to be mentioned in the Bible?
A. Baseball. Genesis says: In the big inning.
Q.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
A. It just wasn't getting any hits.
Q.
What do baseball players use to bake a cake?
A. Oven mitts, bunt pan, and batter! |
Q.
Why do soccer players have a hard time eating pizza?
A. They think they can't use their hands.
Q.
Which soccer player keeps the field clean?
A. The sweeper.
Q.
Why couldn't anybody see the soccer ball?
A. The defense cleared it.
Soccer
players are the only people who can dribble and still look
neat.
Q.
Why do so many Americans play soccer?
A. So they don't have to watch it on TV.
Q.
Which animals make the best soccer players?
A. Score-pions!
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Q.
Where do zombies like to go swimming?
A. The Dead Sea.
Q.
Where do ghosts like to swim?
A. Lake Eerie.
Q.
Why did the vegetarian stop swimming?
A. She didn't like all the meets!
Q.
Which word looks the same backward and upside down?
A. SWIMS.
Q.
Why did the spider take swimming lessons?
A. She wanted to surf the web!
Q.
Why are crabs such slow swimmers?
A. 'Cause they prefer the crawl. |