Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
A. He knew he had a chest protector.
Why was the basketball player arrested by the police?
A. Because he shot the ball!
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
A. Because they always make jump shots.
Which Star Wars character is the best basketball player?
A. Kobe Wan-Obi.
Point to Ponder: Low wage workers play basketball, tradesmen
go bowling, middle managers play softball, and CEOs play
golf. So, does that mean the higher you climb, the smaller
your balls get?
What is it called when your girlfriend gives you a blowjob
while you're on the treadmill?
A. The best running gag ever!
How were the gymnasts's skill on the asymmetrical bars?
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
A. Ghoul tending.
What is the difference between a nail and a bad boxer?
A. One gets knocked in and the other gets knocked out.
you hear about the guy who decided to hop on a
treadmill at the gym? People gave him weird looks, so he
decided to run instead.
What's the difference between driving in golf and driving
A. When you're driving a car, you don't want to hit anything.
Why did the big ape spend so much time on the golf course?
A. He was perfecting his swing.
Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.
Why do golfers hate the game Hearts?
A. Because all they ever get are Clubs!
Why do crappy golfers prefer Star Trek Voyager?
A. Because it's always way off course,