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Warning: Game On at Your Own Risk! Racy humor, quick laughs, winning sports jokes and losing puns ahead.
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| Baseball Jokes | 2 | Basketball Puns | Bodybuilder Jokes | Bowling Jokes | Hit Boxing LOLs |
| Camping Puns and Hiking Jokes | Fishing Puns | Fitness Humor | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Golf Jokes |
| Gym Jokes and Workout Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | Gnome Gym Jokes | Running Jokes and Jogger Puns |
| Soccer Jokes and Futbol Humor | Sports Animal Jokes | Swimming Jokes | Tennis Jokes |
| NFL Football Jokes | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Colorado Sports Humor | Snow Skiing Jokes |

Q. How did Scrooge's team win the football game? A. The ghost of Christmas Passed!Q. Why did the cabbage win the race? A. Because it was a head!Q. What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A. Mr. Xmass!

Q. Where do football players go shopping in the offseason?
A. The tackle shop.

Q. Why did the NFL coach repeatedly shake the vending machine in the locker room before every game?
A. Because he needed a quarterback and a backup.

Q. Why did the football scream?
A. 'Cause some big thug kicked him.

Sports Fact of the Day: Playing NFL football is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

Q. Why can't tomatoes ever beet lettuce in a race?
A. Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!

Q. Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
A. 'Cause they're used to being chaste.

Q. What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
A. Joggernaut.

I still feel 30, except when I try to run.
– Bob Newhart

Gym Confession: The only exercise I've done during December is running out of money.

Q. What is the entrance to the gym at Hogwarts called?
A. Dumbell Door.

Workout Wisecrack: When I was younger, I looked forward to getting up early to exercise. Now, getting out of bed in the morning is my exercise.

A sign at my gym reads: Nothing Is Impossible!" Yeah, nothing except trying to cancel your gym membership...

Q. Why was the pirate a boxing champion? A. Because of his powerful left hook!Q. What do you gt if you cross a telephone and a fat football player? A. A wide receiver!Q. Why did the pig lose the race? A. He pulled his ham string!

Q. What do you call a boxer who pouts after being badly beaten?
A. A sore loser.

Boxing Pick-Up Line: Are you a boxer? 'Cause you're knocking me out.

Q. How are a beer bottle and a boxer alike?
A. They're both empty from the neck up.

A man arrives with a lot of items at the checkout, so the cashier ask, "Wanna box for those?" So, the man replied, "Can't we just settle this peacefully?"

Q. Why did the football quit the team?
A. It was tired of being kicked around.

Q. Where do football players go when they need a new uniform?
A. New Jersey!

Q. How are scrambled eggs like a losing football team?
A. They've both been beaten.

Q. What do football players call briefly applying a heating pad to an ache?
A. A two-minute warming.

Q. What do you get when you run behind a car?
A. Exhausted!

Q. Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
A. He did not like the meets.

Q. Why are joggers excused from jury duty?
A. Lawyers don't want to risk a runaway jury.

Q. What do you call it when a high jumper tries too hard?
A. Overdoing it.

Gold Medal Says: Happy Won-Day!Q. Why was the pig benched during the football game? A. For playing dirty!Batman's foe says: Batter's Up! Batman says: POW!

Q. What is it called when a dinosaur makes a touchdown?
A. A dino-score.

Q. What is the definitive definition of macho?
A. A guy who jogs home after having a vasectomy.

Q. Which sport are waiters really good at?
A. Tennis, because they're such great servers.

Q. What happened when the tennis player missed both his serves on match point?
A. The other player won by de-fault.

Q. Why do some football players scuba dive during the off season?
A. 'Cause they like to go deep.

Q. What does an NFL football player do after he's lost his eyesight?
A. He becomes a zebra.

Q. What do you call the monkey who made the winning play in the Super Bowl?
A. Chimpion!

Q. Which state might the NFL Buccaneers move to?
A. Arrrkansas!

Q. Why are baseball games played at night?
A. Because bats are nocturnal.

Q. What do an all-star baseball hitter and the Incredible Hulk have in common?
A. Both are great sluggers!

Ballpark Point to Ponder: Is softball slier than baseball? 'Cause the tactics seem so underhanded.

Q. Why did the baseball player go to a used car salesman?
A. He wanted a sales pitch.

Q. What is a pirate's favorite basketball move? A. The Hook Shot!Gold Medal Says: Happy Win's Day!Golf Ball Says: Happy Fore Day!

Q. Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
A. He knew he had a chest protector.

Q. Why was the basketball player arrested by the police?
A. Because he shot the ball!

Q. Why are frogs so good at basketball?
A. Because they always make jump shots.

Q. Which Star Wars character is the best basketball player?
A. Kobe Wan-Obi.

Sports Point to Ponder: Low wage workers play basketball, tradesmen go bowling, middle managers play softball, and CEOs play golf. So, does that mean the higher you climb, the smaller your balls get?

Q. What is it called when your girlfriend gives you a blowjob while you're on the treadmill?
A. The best running gag ever!

Q. How were the gymnasts's skill on the asymmetrical bars?
A. Unparalleled.

Q. Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
A. Ghoul tending.

Q. What is the difference between a nail and a bad boxer?
A. One gets knocked in and the other gets knocked out.

Did you hear about the guy who decided to hop on a treadmill at the gym? People gave him weird looks, so he decided to run instead.

Q. What's the difference between driving in golf and driving a car?
A. When you're driving a car, you don't want to hit anything.

Q. Why did the big ape spend so much time on the golf course?
A. He was perfecting his swing.

Golfer: Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.

Q. Why do golfers hate the game Hearts?
A. Because all they ever get are Clubs!

Q. Why do crappy golfers prefer Star Trek Voyager?
A. Because it's always way off course,

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| Camping Puns and Hiking Jokes | Fishing Puns | Fitness Humor | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Golf Jokes |
| Gym Jokes and Workout Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | Gnome Gym Jokes | Running Jokes and Jogger Puns |
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