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Hulk Asks: What do you call a workout facility infested with harmful bugs? A. A germ-nasium!
My wife is so unfamiliar with the gym, that she calls it James!
Q. Which exercise do hairdressers do at the gym? A. Curls!
Q. What did the group of sedentary executives with expanding waistlines call their worouts? A. Middle Management!

 


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Q. What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer? A. Show us your calves!The most grueling part of my workout is putting jeans on in the locker room while I'm still kind of wet from the shower!McCoy Says: Yes, Klingons do work out at the He's Dead Gym!

Q. What do you call an exercise that combines a lunge and a crunch?
A. Lunch!

Bodybuilder Trainer Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, go ahead and grab my EZ Bar.

Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, we should train together. I've heard that's good for bone density.

Q. Why did the blonde get a perm?
A. 'Cause her trainer said curls might help. Duh!

Workout Wisecrack: I would tell you a gym joke, but you'll have to weight for it...

Fitness Failure: I signed up for a gym membership in January. So far, I've lost $200.

Q. Why did the gym named James shut down?
A. It just didn't work out.

Q. What workout does Ned Flanders do after leaving Homer's house?
A. Diddly squats.

Bodybuilder Trainer Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I hope you didn't forget your jelly for today's workout.

Q. How does a physicist exercise? A. By pmping ion!Q. Which days of the week are teh strongest? A. Saturday & Snday. The rest are week days!Hulk Says: Strong people don't put other people down. They lift them up and slam them to the cround for maximum impact!

Q. What makes a bodybuilder smile at the gym?
A. Face muscles!

Gym Workout Gone Wrong: I did 50 squats today, and I still can't find my contact lens.

Workout Wisecrack: Somebody call the Coroner! I just killed my workout!

Gym Pick-Up Line: Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kicking!

Q. What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?
A. He lifts weights faster.

Q. Why is sexual harrassment such a tricky subject in boxing gyms?
A. 'Cause somebody is always getting hit on.

Workout Wisecrack: I wish the gym had a stationary bike built for two.

Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, how about we go for a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

Q. What does a bodybuilder repeat in his mind while he deadlifts?
A. Don't fart, don't fart, don't fart...

Q. What does a dyslexic boxer say while he's getting knocked out at the gym?
A. OK.

Bodybuilder Point to Ponder: Why don't some people exercise their mind as much as they exercise their body?

Hulk Asks: How do Columbians develop muscle? A. By pushig drugs!There's a new machine at my gy. Only used it for an hour and I started to feel sick. It's good though. It does everything: Kitkats, Snickers, Mar Bars, Doritos...Gnoe Doubt, Steroids Are Bad!

Q. Why did the redneck bodybuilder wear a sleeveless shirt to the gym?
A. To exercise his right to bear arms.

Q. What do sick British bodybuilders do on the loo?
A. Drop sets.

Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you thirsty? 'Cause I've got a six-pack right here.

Q. Why do impatient people detest going to the gym?
A. 'Cause of all the weights.

Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?

Gym Pick-Up Line: Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kicking!

Q. What is an earthquake's favorite exercise?
A. The shake weight.

Q. What do you call a donkey on steroids?
A. Ass-teroid.

Gym Pick-Up Line: I got stopped by cops on my way to the gym. They said it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press "1" 17,500 times!When I came out of te gym, a cop asked me where I got that body. I said, "I don't know, I just opened the trunk and whe was there!"Gym Pick-Up Line: If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Q. Why didn't the blonde work out while she had a cold?
A. She figured her nose could do the running instead.

Q. Why did the blonde run backward on the gym treadmill?
A. 'Cause she wanted to gain weight.

Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I know of a fun aerobic exercise that can burn 500 calories an hour...

Q. Why did the bodybuilder get stopped by the police?
A. The cops said it was illegal to carry those guns in public.

Q. Why did the blonde get kicked out of the gym during kickboxing class?
A. 'Cause the gym didn't have a kickboxing class!

Bodybuilder Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, my weights are all free.

Did you hear about the blonde who went to the gym on her own Accord this morning. Well, why would she drive somebody else's car? Duh!

Gym Pick-Up Line: Going to a sculpture class won't even get you this chiseled.

Q. Why didn't anybody laugh at the pre-workout joke?
A. 'Cause it was a bit of a stretch.

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