Q. What makes a bodybuilder smile at the gym?
A. Face muscles!
Gym
Workout Gone Wrong: I did 50 squats today, and I still can't
find my contact lens.
Workout
Wisecrack: Somebody call the Coroner! I just killed my workout!
Gym
Pick-Up Line: Do you know
karate? 'Cause your body is really kicking! |
Q.
What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?
A. He lifts weights faster.
Q.
Why is sexual harrassment such a tricky subject in boxing
gyms?
A. 'Cause somebody is always getting hit on.
Workout
Wisecrack: I wish the gym had a stationary bike built for
two.
Gym
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
how about we go for a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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Q.
What does a bodybuilder repeat in his mind while he deadlifts?
A. Don't fart, don't fart, don't fart...
Q.
What does a dyslexic boxer say while he's getting knocked
out at the gym?
A. OK.
Bodybuilder
Point to Ponder: Why don't some people exercise their mind
as much as they exercise their body? |