| Q.
Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
Q.
Why did the cattle rancher section off an acre to set up
boxing rings for his stock?
A. He gave up an awful lot just to see some bulls hit.
Q.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing
on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
A. He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Q.
How did the blind guy go skiing in Colorado?
A. He brought along his skiing-eye dog. |
Q.
What kind of punch does a dog boxer throw?
A. A pupper-cut!
Q.
What is a dog's favorite sport?
A. Formula 1 Drooling!
Q.
Why aren't centipedes allowed to play on the bug football
team?
A. It takes too long to put their cleats on.
Q.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A. A Dino-Score!
Retired
Boxer: Doc, I'm having trouble sleeping.
Doctor: Have you tried counting sheep?
Boxer: Yes, but every time I get to 9, I spring up out of
bed!
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Q.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a baseball player?
A. An outfielder who catches flies, and then eats them!
Q.
Which insect has great baseball skills?
A. The Pop Fly.
Q.
Why don't male cattle like baseball?
A. Because of the bullpens.
Q.
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A. A baseball team.
Q.
Why didn't Noah do any fishing aboard the ark?
A. 'Cause he only had two worms. |
