| Q.
How do you make a duck sing soul music?
A. Toss him in the clothes dryer until his Bill Withers.
Q.
What do you call a cat who ate the duck?
A. A duck-filled fatty-puss.
Q.
What did the duck do after he read all these Painful
Puns?
A. He quacked up!
Q.
What says, "Quick, Quick?"
A. A duck with the hiccups.
Q.
Why didn't the goose in Denver think he'd be a suspect in
the Wash Park crime?
A. Because he thought his shit don't stink. |
Q.
What language does a goose speak?
A. Portu-geese!
Q.
What does a farmer call an escaped bird?
A. A Loose Goose!
Q.
What is a goose's favorite television show?
A. The feather forecast!
Q.
What sensation really gives a Canada goose the creeps?
A. Goose bumps.
Q.
What do Canadians call slanted fake news about geese?
A. Propa gander. |
Q.
What do you get when a duck squats?
A. Butt-quack.
Q.
Which kind of duck can fix anything?
A. Duck Tape!
Q.
Why was the duck put in the basketball game?
A. To make a fowl shot.
Q.
What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A. They quack up!
Q.
Which bathtub toy always steals your soap?
A. A robber ducky. |
