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Q. What do you get if a pig and a chicken bump into each other? A. Ham and Eggs!
Q. Why don't roosters wear pants? A. Their peckers are on their faces!
Q. What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg? A. The bombshell!
Q. Why don't they have toilet paper at KFC? A. It's finger-licking good!
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Chicken Jokes, Poultry Puns, Rooster Humor
Fox in the henhouse found comedi-hen jokes, fowl play, devilish egg humor and cheep laughs.

Chicken Humor, Cocky Rooster Jokes, Hen Puns
(Because Cockeyed City Jokes and Urban Puns Are TOO Mainstream for Hipster Chickens and Poultry in Motion!)
Warning: Chickens Crossing. Watch Where You Walk! The smell isn't the most painful thing in this lay of the land.
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A chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances. The police suspect fowl play!Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road? A. Poultry in Motion.Q. Why did McDonald's run out of McNuggets? A. A farmer counted his chickens before they were hatched!

Q. How can you tell a fugitive chicken flew the coop?
A. She's still wearing hen-cuffs!

Q. What does a sneaky chicken do?
A. Hatch up a plan.

Q. Why does a chicken coup have two doors?
A. Because if it had four doors, it would be a sedan!

Q. Why is it so easy for chickens to speak?
A. Because talk is cheep.

Q. What do you call an excited chicken?
A. Hen-thusiastic!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the Information Highway?
A. To get to the other site.

Q. Why did the hen cross the road?
A. To prove she wasn't chicken.

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for a crowd!

Q. What do you call a Mexican chicken that vehemently disagrees with you?
A. Chic-a-NO.

Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg!

Q. What do you get if you cross chic fashion doll with a grill?
A. Barbie Q Chicken.

Q. What kind chcken grows on a sapling?
A. Poultry.

Q. Where does the one-legged waitress work? A. At IHOP!Why did the chicken cross the road? Dammin Jim! I'm a doctor, not a farmer! - Bones McCoyQ. What do you get if you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A. A long wooden cock that wants to touch somebody!

Q. What does a one-legged rooster say?
A. Cock-eyed-doodle-do!

Q. How do you know your chicken is a dedicated employee?
A. She works around the cluck.

Q. Why did the chicken lay an egg on top of an axe?
A. She wanted to hatchet.

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken and a bell?
A. An alarm cluck.

Q. Considering that chicken rise at the crack of dawn, when do ducks wake up?
A. At the quack of dawn!

Q. Why did the tired old chicken stop crossing the road?
A. She had absolutely no sense of humor!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road for the charity event?
A. It was a just beak cause!

Q. Who takes longer to get ready for a trip, an elephant or a rooster?
A. An elephant takes his whole trunk, but a rooster only packs his comb.

Poultry Pick-Up Line: Hey Penny, if you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

Q. Why don't roosters wear pants?
A. Because their peckers are on their faces.

Q. What's the difference between a rooster and a cock?
A. A rooster says Cock-a-doodle-do, but a cock says any Cock will do.

Q. What kind of car does an egg-centric retro rooster drive?
A. A 1963 Coupe de Ville.

Q. Why are chicks natural born rap artists?
A. Because they know all about scratch.

Q. How do you stop a rooster from crowing on Sunday morning?
A. Eat him Saturday night.

Q. Why did a rooster go to KFC? A. He wanted to visit his relatives!Q. How did the headless chicken cross the road? A. In a KFC bucket!Q. Why did a rooster go to KFC? A. He wanted to see a chicken strip!

Q. Why didn't the rooster run away?
A. Because he wasn't chicken.

Q. Who tells chicken jokes?
A. A comedi-hen!

Q. What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a mountain?
A. A big eggroll.

Q. How does a rooster show affection to his girlfriend?
A. He gives her a peck on the cheek.

Q. What did the hen do when she saw boxed take-out chicken?
A. She kicked the bucket.

Q. What does a tired rooster say in the morning?
A. Cock-a-doodle-DON'T!

Q. What does a chicken use to blow her nose?
A. A hen-kerchief.

Q. What do you call a really scary chicken?
A. Poultry-geist .

Q. What should you do if you encounter a sarcastic rooster?
A. Just ignore him. He's the guy who just wants to ruffle everybody's feathers.

Q. What time do chickens take a lunch break?
A. Twelve O'Cluck.

Q. Why did the rooster file for divorce?
A. He was tired of being hen-pecked!

Q. Why does a chicken cheerleader say to herself to stay up?
A. Fowl moods will not be tolerated.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get off the block!Q. What did the sick chick ask the vet? A. Do I have the people pox?Q. Why did the chicken join a band? A. Because it already had drumsticks!

Q. How does a chicken mail a letter?
A. Inside an hen-velope.

Q. What do you call the chicken that crossed the road?
A. Suicidal!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the state line?
A. To get the hell out of Kentucky!

Q. How do chickens refer to school tests?
A. Eggs-aminations.

Q. Why do hens lay eggs?
A. Because if they dropped them, they'd break...

Henhouse Chat Up Line: Hey Henny, do you handle chickens? 'Cause you're really good with cocks.

Q. Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A. He wasn't all he was cracked up to be.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the construction site?
A. She wanted to see a human lay a brick.

Q. How do you know chickens have been to the beach?
A. You find eggshells in the sand!

Q. Why did the unfortunate chicken end up in the soup?
A. She ran out of luck.

Q. How did the chicken win the Kentucky Derby?
A. Because hen officials decided to scratch the horses.

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
A. The Cluck of the Irish!

Q. What did the chick say to the rooster when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
A. Dad, look what mama-laid!

Q. Where is a place to look up basic chicken poop?
A. An h-encyclopedia.

Q. Why do roosters read PlayCock magazine?
A. For the hentertaining articles.

Q. Why are these painful chicken jokes so funny?
A. They scratch your itch for puns.

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