Which orange and blue dinosaur skeleton is prominately displayed
at Denver Museum of Nature and Science?
A. The Bronco-saurus.
Which kind of dinosaur played well with others?
What happened when the paleontologist tripped and fell down
A. He ended up with an ankle-saurus.
How did a dinosaur feel after he was reassembled at the
museum – and then woke up?
What did Tyrannosaurus call his firstborn son?
A. Wee Rex.
Which species of dinosaurs populated the Baja Penninsula?
Dinosaur Hookup Line:
Bae, did you ever wonder how T-rex make babies? By having
T-sex. Want to try some?
Which dinosaur species liked to hang out in the meadow all
Which kind of dinosaurs were the locksmiths of their day?
Which kind of small armed dinosaur enjoyed practice shooting?
Which kind of dinosaur enjoyed fishing for Kraken?
How did the dinosaurs pay their bills 65-million years ago?
A. With Tyrannosaurus checks.
a Paleontologist Line: Hey Rex, how 'bout I play find the
dinosaur in your pants?
Why did the Brachiosaurus have suck a long neck?
A. Because they had really stinky feet.
Which dinosaur wore stiletto heels?
A. The My-feet-are-saurus.
What does a dinosaur call his mate after the divorce?
Which kind of dinosaur was a soccer referee?
A. The Bronto-score-us.
Which do you call a dinosaur whose name changed when she
Period Pick-Up Line:
Bae, you are dino-mite!
Which dinosaur was a famous porn star back in the day?
Which kind of dinosaur was an apiarist?
Park Hookup Line: Yo
baby, I'm going to Tyrannosaurus Wreck that ass
when we get home.
Which kind of dinosaur was just an average student in school?
What was green and gooey, and hung from prehistoic palm
trees in Jurassic Park?
A. Dinosaur snot.
Cuisine Point to Ponder: Why is the Paleo Diet so popular,
condisering how it wotked out for the dinosaurs?
Pick-Up Line: Hey Dina,
I'd even catch a pterodactyl for you.
Hookup Line: Let’s
go back to my place so you can play with my bonersaurus.
Site Chat Up Line:
Hey doc, I want to be like a palaeontologist and explore
Which dinosaur was the branch manager?
Which dinosaur species thrived in any environment?
Which kind of dinosaur was the most playful and fun-loving?
Which dinosaur species had the best vision?
Which kind of dinosaurs never consumed coffee?
Which type of dinosaur was merely imaginary?
Which kind of dinosaur was a real hot head?
Where did T-Rex get all of his clothes?
A. From a dino-sewer.
Which kind of dinosaurs were rated for general audiences?
Which kind of bewitching dinosaur conjured up spells?
Which type of dinosaurs were the first to celebrate Halloween?
What did the caveman say when he say the prehistoric bird
flying high overhead?
A. Look at that dino soar!
Come-On: Hey bae, people say I’m a diplodocus,
would you like to see my diplocockus?
Which of Santa's reindeers is despised by dinosaurs?
A. Comet. OUCH!