| Q.
Which orange and blue dinosaur skeleton is prominately displayed
at Denver Museum of Nature and Science?
A. The Bronco-saurus.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaur played well with others?
A. Team-Rex.
Q.
What happened when the paleontologist tripped and fell down
the stairs?
A. He ended up with an ankle-saurus.
Q.
How did a dinosaur feel after he was reassembled at the
museum – and then woke up?
A. Puzzled.
Q.
What did Tyrannosaurus call his firstborn son?
A. Wee Rex.
Q.
Which species of dinosaurs populated the Baja Penninsula?
A. Tyrannosaurus-Mex.
Dino-Mighty
Dinosaur Hookup Line:
Bae, did you ever wonder how T-rex make babies? By having
T-sex. Want to try some?
Q.
Which dinosaur species liked to hang out in the meadow all
day?
A. Lea-Rex.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaurs were the locksmiths of their day?
A. Key-Rex.
Q.
Which kind of small armed dinosaur enjoyed practice shooting?
A. Skeet-Rex.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaur enjoyed fishing for Kraken?
A. Sea-Rex.
Q.
How did the dinosaurs pay their bills 65-million years ago?
A. With Tyrannosaurus checks.
Pick-Up
a Paleontologist Line: Hey Rex, how 'bout I play find the
dinosaur in your pants? |
Q.
Why did the Brachiosaurus have suck a long neck?
A. Because they had really stinky feet.
Q.
Which dinosaur wore stiletto heels?
A. The My-feet-are-saurus.
Q.
What does a dinosaur call his mate after the divorce?
A. Tyrannosaurus-Ex.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaur was a soccer referee?
A. The Bronto-score-us.
Q.
Which do you call a dinosaur whose name changed when she
got married?
A. Nee-Rex.
Jurassic
Period Pick-Up Line:
Bae, you are dino-mite!
Q.
Which dinosaur was a famous porn star back in the day?
A. Tyrannosaurus-Sex.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaur was an apiarist?
A. Bee-Rex.
Jurassic
Park Hookup Line: Yo
baby, I'm going to Tyrannosaurus Wreck that ass
when we get home.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaur was just an average student in school?
A. C-Rex.
Q.
What was green and gooey, and hung from prehistoic palm
trees in Jurassic Park?
A. Dinosaur snot.
Dinosaur
Cuisine Point to Ponder: Why is the Paleo Diet so popular,
condisering how it wotked out for the dinosaurs?
Jurassic
Pick-Up Line: Hey Dina,
I'd even catch a pterodactyl for you.
Paleontology
Hookup Line: Let’s
go back to my place so you can play with my bonersaurus.
Dig
Site Chat Up Line:
Hey doc, I want to be like a palaeontologist and explore
your body.
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Q.
Which dinosaur was the branch manager?
A. Tree-Rex.
Q.
Which dinosaur species thrived in any environment?
A. Teem-Rex.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaur was the most playful and fun-loving?
A. Whee-Rex.
Q.
Which dinosaur species had the best vision?
A. See-Rex.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaurs never consumed coffee?
A. Tea-Rex.
Q.
Which type of dinosaur was merely imaginary?
A. Dream-Rex.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaur was a real hot head?
A. Steam-Rex.
Q.
Where did T-Rex get all of his clothes?
A. From a dino-sewer.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaurs were rated for general audiences?
A. G-Rex.
Q.
Which kind of bewitching dinosaur conjured up spells?
A. Tyrannosaurus-Hex.
Q.
Which type of dinosaurs were the first to celebrate Halloween?
A. Treat-Rex.
Q.
What did the caveman say when he say the prehistoric bird
flying high overhead?
A. Look at that dino soar!
Paleontology
Come-On: Hey bae, people say I’m a diplodocus,
would you like to see my diplocockus?
Q.
Which of Santa's reindeers is despised by dinosaurs?
A. Comet. OUCH! |
