Which kind of cars do prostitutes in Norway drive?
A. Fjord Escorts.
What did the Florida beach blonde say after hearing Oslo
is a cold vacation destination?
A. There's Norway I'd ever go there!
Where might you vacation in Europe if you like really nice
How do French skeletons greet each other?
Why was the blonde guy afraid to fly to Finland?
A. He was afraid he'd disappear in FinnAir!
Where do sharks like to go on their summer vacation?
What do you call a tourist who falls onto you aboard a train
A. A Lapp-Lander.
What do you say to your mate who is struggling to sleep
A. Swede Dreams!
eskimo goes to his mechanic. Mechanic says, "Looks
like you blew a seal." The eskimo replied, "No,
that's just frost on my mustache."
Which great city of the north is inhabited by many short,
A. Gnome, Alaska.
Which airline do vampires take when going on vacation?
A. Scare Canada!
Cold Point to Ponder: Isn't it ironic that ants don't live