Q.
What did Bones McCoy say when Captain Kirk asked him why
the chicken crossed the road?
A. Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a farmer.
Q.
Why didn't the Enterprise's red shirt chicken cross the
road?
A. She had a few lines in upcoming episodes.
Q.
Why did Chekov cross the road?
A. Aye, Captin! Just obeying orders.
Q.
Why did Major Don West risk crossing the road?
A. Because he was fond of chickens and the Jupiter 2 was
already Lost In Space. |
Q.
What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker before he crossed
the road?
A. May the Floss be with you!
Q.
Why didn't Luke cross the road?
A. He didn't want another ticket for Skywalking.
Q.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
A. To get to the Dark Side.
Q.
Why did the Jed-eye cross the road?
A. Because that looked like the way to go.
Q.
Why did the crew of the Jupiter 2 cross the road?
A. To get to Alpha Centauri.
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Q.
Why did Captain Kirk cross the road?
A. To get to the port-a-potty on the other side, where no
man has gone before.
Q.
Why did Lt. Uhura cross the road?
A. To get away from the hail storm!
Q.
Why did the Star Trek rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to see if there was new life at the
chicken strip club.
Q.
After leaving the Saturn Space Station, what did Maureen
Robinson say when she saw a stray collie cross the road
on Priplanus?
A. Lassie, are you Lost In Space, too? |