| Q.
Which cable TV channel is the favorite of space alien extraterrestrials,
junk men, and rednecks?
A. History Channel.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a space craft and a sheep?
A. A Rocket Sheep!
Q.
Why don't we joke around about Philip Coppens of Ancient
Aliens?
A. Because he's moved on to the next dimension with extraterrestrial
comrades. And, we miss him as much as Kathleen McGowan does.
Q.
Which hypothetical science history television series is
the favorite of aliens and the gods?
A. Ancient Aliens.
Unearthly
Point to Ponder: Isn't it ironic that humans who were raised
too Catholic as children turn to AA as
adults? Ancient Aliens, that is. |
Q.
What do you call an overweight gray alien?
A. The Extra Cholesterol!
Q.
What did the moon say to its therapist?
A. I'm just going through a phase...
Q.
Why don't we joke about Bill Birnes?
A. After his show UFO Hunters ended, he became
a city auditor and that's not funny at all.
Alien
Point to Ponder: Why do UFO hunters still surveil Area 51,
considering I.C.E. has already rounded up all the aliens?
Q.
Why did Erich von Daniken walk across the road?
A. Because Ancient Aliens gods took off in his
chariot.
Q.
Why did Ancient Aliens cross the road?
A. Because Erich von Daniken is on a quest to rediscover
our alien ancestors. |
Q.
Why did Ancient Astronauts cross the road?
A. Their theory was to inspire Erich von Daniken
at the right time and in the right place.
Q.
How did the cow get to the moo-on?
A. She launched into udder space!
Q.
Why did Linda Moulton Howe leave Denver's Channel 7 in 1983
to focus on alien cattle mutilations full time?
A. Because she sensed legalized marijuana was coming to
Colorado and she didn't want to report on such a sketchy
topic.
Q.
Which planetary body is full of cows?
A. The MOOn!
Q.
What is a cow's favorite day of the week?
A. Moonday!
Q.
Why did Ancient Aliens cross the road?
A. To study all the rednecks and sleazy junk dealers on
the so-called History Channel. |
