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What do you call an overweight alien? An extra cholesterol!
Q. What should you do when you see a green alien? A. Wait until it's ripe!
What did an astronaut see in his skillet? Unidentified frying objects!
ET Chef Asks: What did the time traveler do when he was still hungry? A. He went back four seconds!
Green ET Says: Let's zoom in on where that meteor struck. I'd like to observe it in crater detail!
Q. Who was the first deer in space? A. Buck Rogers!


UFO Jokes, Ancient Aliens Puns, Spaced Out Humor
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Space Alien Humor, ET Jokes, Flying Saucer Puns
(Because Flying Saucer Jokes and UFO Humor Could Never Be TOO Mainstream on the Dark Matter Web!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Ancient Aliens jokes, USO puns, UFO stuns and dark energy humor ahead.
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What do you call alien spacecraft that goes from planet to planet? A. UF-HOE!What did the alien say to the gardener? Take me to your weeder!What do you call an alien stereo system in a futuristic film? A Sci-Fi Hi-Fi!

Q. Why is it called ufologist instead of ufoologist?
A. Because they don't want to look foolish!

Q. Why does the History Channel show, Ancient Aliens, cause so many UFO crashes?
A. Because little green men always crack up when they watch it!

Two aliens walked into a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes because there just wasn't any atmosphere.

Q. Why are there so few jokes about the show, Ancient Aliens?
A. Seriously? Because it is not a joke!

Q. Which television series is on the radar of the US Space Force?
A. Ancient Aliens Declassified.

Q. How many languages does Ancient Aliens icon Giorgio Tsoukalos speak?
A. English, French, German, Greek, Italian and Klingon.

Q. What do spaced out farmers need to create crop circles?
A. A pro-tractor!

Q. Which earthly television series is the favorite of time traveling spacemen throughout history?
A. Ancient Aliens.

Q. Why did Giorgio Tsoukalos cross the road?
A. Because. Aliens.

Q. Why do aliens like to create crop circles in Iowa?
A. Because they're corny.

Q. Which non-fiction galactic television series do space aliens binge watch aboard UFOs?
A. Ancient Aliens. No joke!

Q. Why did the rock star alien retire?
A. The music and drugs got him all spaced out in the 1970s!

Q. Why are there so few jokes about Erich Von Daniken?
A. Because ancient gods in flying chariots took off with them all.

Q. Which pseudo sci-fi television series worries the CIA the most?
A. Ancient Aliens Declassified.

Earthling Point That Extraterrestrials Ponder: Isn't it ironic that Ancient Aliens is only 10 years old?

Q. What is an astronaut's favorite computer spot? A. The Space Bar?Q. How did humans find the aliens? A. Very sensible and down to earth!Et Chef Asks: How weird is it if a chef uses a sieve or a colander? A. Stainer things have happened!

Q. Which mere Earthling is an absolute god to aliens visiting our solar system?
A. Giorgio Tsoukalos. True story!

Q. Why are there so few jokes about Erich Von Daniken?
A. Because one simply does not mock one's mentor!

Q. What is the difference between UFOs and honest politicians?
A. UFOs are actually a possibility.

Q. Which television series is the favorite of aliens and the gods?
A. Ancient Aliens.

Q. How are UFOs and men alike?
A. You don't know where they came from, what their mission is, or when they plan to just take off.

Quid Pro Quo Point to Ponder: When extraterrestrials are probed on Ancient Aliens, do they find that a violation of their privacy the same way human abductees do?

Q. Why did the alien suddenly stop what he was doing?
A. Because he just spaced out!

Q. Where do lost UFOs end up?
A. Area 52. (Not a joke!)

Q. What attracted David H. Childress to Ancient Astronaut Theory?
A. Several koynds of UFOs are shaped like pies and cookies.

Q. Why do space aliens employ maids aboard their UFOs?
A. To clean up the cosmic dust.

Q. Which ancient astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
A. The one with the biggest head.

Q. What is the difference between smart blondes and UFOs?
A. UFOs are reported all the time.

Have you heard about the alien spaceship? Never nind. It's over your head!Q. What do you call the security guards who work at Samsung stores? A. Guardians of the Galaxy!Q. What is fast, loud, and crunchy? A. A Rocket Chip!

Ancient Aliens Point to Ponder: Could it be possible that aliens abduct Giorgio Tsoukalos while he's asleep to style his hair?

Q. Why don't we joke around about Ancient Aliens' George Noory?
A. Because that mustache alone is funny enough.

Q. What's heavier? A galaxy, mars, earth, or the sun?
A. The Earth. Galaxy and Mars are candy bars, and the Sun is a newspaper!

Ancient Aliens Point to Ponder: Could it be possible that aliens abduct David Hatcher Childress while he's asleep and probe his mind to figure out where he got that koynd of an accent?

The truth is out there. Does anybody at Twitter have the URL?

Q. Why aren't there any jokes about Ancient Aliens' David Wilcock?
A. Because comedy writers confuse him with David Spade.

Q. What do you call a teenage space explorer that talks smack?
A. A Sass-tronaut!

Q. What do you call a loony space man?
A. An AstroNut!

Q. Why is there a dearth of evidence regarding jokes about Mike Bara of Ancient Aliens fame?
A. Because he's too busy chasing Bigfoot and poking around into conspiracy theory television.

Q. How do aliens eat ice cream? A. In Floats!Q. What do aliens serve food on? A Flying Saucers!Why didn't aliens stay on the moon? Because it was full and there wasn't room!

Q. Which cable TV channel is the favorite of space alien extraterrestrials, junk men, and rednecks?
A. History Channel.

Q. What do you get if you cross a space craft and a sheep?
A. A Rocket Sheep!

Q. Why don't we joke around about Philip Coppens of Ancient Aliens?
A. Because he's moved on to the next dimension with extraterrestrial comrades. And, we miss him as much as Kathleen McGowan does.

Q. Which hypothetical science history television series is the favorite of aliens and the gods?
A. Ancient Aliens.

Unearthly Point to Ponder: Isn't it ironic that humans who were raised too Catholic as children turn to AA as adults? Ancient Aliens, that is.

Q. What do you call an overweight gray alien?
A. The Extra Cholesterol!

Q. What did the moon say to its therapist?
A. I'm just going through a phase...

Q. Why don't we joke about Bill Birnes?
A. After his show UFO Hunters ended, he became a city auditor and that's not funny at all.

Alien Point to Ponder: Why do UFO hunters still surveil Area 51, considering I.C.E. has already rounded up all the aliens?

Q. Why did Erich von Daniken walk across the road?
A. Because Ancient Aliens gods took off in his chariot.

Q. Why did Ancient Aliens cross the road?
A. Because Erich von Daniken is on a quest to rediscover our alien ancestors.

Q. Why did Ancient Astronauts cross the road?
A. Their theory was to inspire Erich von Daniken at the right time and in the right place.

Q. How did the cow get to the moo-on?
A. She launched into udder space!

Q. Why did Linda Moulton Howe leave Denver's Channel 7 in 1983 to focus on alien cattle mutilations full time?
A. Because she sensed legalized marijuana was coming to Colorado and she didn't want to report on such a sketchy topic.

Q. Which planetary body is full of cows?
A. The MOOn!

Q. What is a cow's favorite day of the week?
A. Moonday!

Q. Why did Ancient Aliens cross the road?
A. To study all the rednecks and sleazy junk dealers on the so-called History Channel.

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