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Strike back with Solo humor, Star Wars puns, dark Sith laughs and funny Galactic Empire jokes.

Star Wars Jokes, Yoda Puns, Obi Wan Baloney
(Because May The Force Be With You Jokes and Jedi Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream on the Dark Side!)
Warning: Proceed Cautiously! Long ago jokes and far way puns ahead. To Succumb to the Dark Side is Human!
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| Chewbacca Jokes, Wookiee Puns | Jedi Jokes, Yoda Humor, Force-ful Puns | Space Bar Jokes |
| R2-D2 Jokes and C-3PO Puns | Sci-Fi Robot Jokes | Science Fiction Jokes and Sci-Fi Puns |
| Sci-Fi Food Jokes | 2 | 3 | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes | Sci-Fi Cross the Road | Sci-Fi Light Bulb Jokes |

Q. what did Yoda say when he gave Luke his first car? A. May the Porsche be with you!Q. Does R2D2 Have any brothers? A. No, only transistors!Q. Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon? A. Obi Wan Baloney!

Q. Which Star Wars character travels all around the world?
A. Globi-Wan Kenobi.

Q. What is Yoda's favorite day of year?
A. May the 4th.

Q. What do people who have seen Star Wars multiple times give the film?
A. Great re-views.

At couples therapy, the shrink asked the wife why she wanted to end their marriage. She said, "I hate the constant Star Wars puns." To which the husband replied, "Divorce is strong with this one."

Q. Why do Jedis make terrible standup comedians?
A. Because their schtick feels so forced.

Q. Why should you never tell jokes on the Millennium Falcon?
A. Because the ship might crack up.

Q. What do you call the newest upgrade to R2D2?
A. R2v.2.

R2D2 walks into a bar and says, "!@#$%^&*()*&^%$#@!" The bartender is a Trekkie, so he phasered him.

Q. Why couldn't the Trekkie pick up a girl at the Star Wars convention?
A. 'Cause he was looking in Alderaan places.

Q. Which Star Wars character tries way too hard to be a Jedi?
A. Obi Wannabe.

Q. Why is it so hard for Yoda to come up with funny new Star Wars puns?
A. Because forced, they are.

Q. Why didn't Yoda have body odor?
A. Because he always used de-yoda-rant.

Q. Why can't you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?
A. Because he's always a little short.

Q. What do Jedi Knights say to Star Wars script writers to encourage the use of analogies?
A. Metaphors be with you.

Q. What is the beer limit while watching Star Wars?
A. Only one Peroni.

Q. What happens when Anakin Skywalker grills you a burger? A. It's a little on the dark side!Q. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair in buns? A. So that it doesn't hang So-Low!Q. What do you call it when only one Star Wars character applauds? A. A Hand Solo!

Q. What did Luke say when he found out Darth Vader was his father?
A. Oh Sith!

Q. Why did Anakin cross the road?
A. To get to the Dark Side!

Q. Why weren't the jokes in Star Wars - The Last Jedi very funny?
A. They all scened a bit forced.

Q. Which Star Wars character is the fan favorite again this episode?
A. Luke Skywalker, Hans down.

Q. What does a toddler wookiee say?
A. Wooket me, wooket me!

Q. Why don't Star Wars fans smoke cigarettes after sex?
A. Because they chew 'bacca.

Star Wars Trivial Fact of the Day: There's a big difference between getting a little nookie and a little wookiee!

Q. What is Princess Leia's favorite sex move?
A. Anything but the Han Solo.

Q. What did Luke Skywalker say when somebody tries to bully his sister?
A. You better not Leia finger on her!

Q. Why is Han such a loner?
A. Because he's Solo.

Q. What does Han Solo use to sneak drinks out of the bar?
A. His Cantina.

Q. Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?
A. 'Cause when they hid Luke and Leia from him, they took his Force kin.

Q. Where does Oui-Gon keep his jam? A. In a Jar-Jar!Q. What do you call a Sith lord that likes to swim? A. Darth Wader!Q Have you tried the new gluten-free Wookiee treats? A. They're a little Chewy!

Q. Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?
A. Ewoked every batter.

Q. Which Star Wars character is the best basketball player?
A. Kobe Wan-Obi.

Q. What is the name of the hottest bowling team on the Death Star?
A. The Empire Strikes Back.

Q. Which Star Wars movie do terrorists watch over and over again?
A. Return of the Jihadi.

Q. What is a baseball player's least favorite Star Wars movie?
A. The Umpire Strikes Back.

Star Wars Jitter of the Day: I like my coffee how I like my Death Star – huge, on the dark side, and strong enough to destroy planets.

Q. Why was Darth Vader so bad at sports?
A. Because he always choked.

Darth Vader Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, come with me to the Dark Side, unless you prefer to do it with the lights on.

Q. What do you call Chewbacca when he has bits of chocolate in his fur?
A. Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Q. What does a horny Wookiee say?
A. I'm in the mood for a little nookiee.

Q. What do you do when you can't find your wookiee?
A. You lookiee for him.

Q. Which Star Wars character is the favorite of railroad engineers?
A. ChooChooBacca.

Q. Why did Episodes 4, 5, 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? A. Because in charge of directing Yoda was!Q. What do you call a Stormtrooper in an ice cream truck? A. A Snow Clone!Q. What do you call a robot that alwys takes the longest route? A. R2 Detour!

Q. What does Yoda say when somebody says something he obviously already knew?
A. No-Duh!

Q. Which Jedi cooks the tastiest burritos and tacos?
A. Ob-Juan Kenobi.

Q. What do you call a nervous Jedi in a tense situation?
A. Panic A Skywalker.

Q. What is every Star Wars fan's favorite classic video game?
A. Space inVaders.

Q. Which three programming languages are used by Star Wars programmers?
A. JabbaScript, JawaScript, and StarWord.

Q. Why do some science fiction fanatics consider the Legend of Zelda better than Star Wars?
A. 'Cause it has triple the force.

Q. How do senior citizen Stormtroopers get around?
A. Imperial walkers!

Q. Why did Darth Vader throw steaks at Luke Skywalker?
A. So he could meat his destiny!

Q. What did the guy say when his wife said she'd leave him if he didn't stop quoting Star Wars?
A. Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Q. What do you call a group of Stormtroopers playing poker?
A. A Game of Clones.

Q. Who is Bigfoot's favorite Star Trek character?
A. B'Elanna Torres. And, he finds all Wookiee babes over at Star Wars really hot, too!

Q. Why did space aliens flock to the zoo in the year 2001?
A. They were hoping to see a new Millennium Falcon.

Q. Which Star Wars droid is a pirate?
A. ARR2D2.

Q. Why is the Star Wars Millennium Falcon so slow?
A. Because it takes a thousand years to get anywhere.

Q. Which language is used in Star Wars to program droids?
A. JawaScript.

Q. Which Star Wars character always got sick after imbibing at the Space Bar?
A. Barf Vader.

Q. Which type of boat do young Jedis use to navigate through Star Wars puns?
A. A Padiwan.

Q. Why do doctors make the best Jedis?
A. Because the have the most patients.

Star Wars Spoiler: Chuck Norris has a part in the new Star Wars movie. He's the Force.

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