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to Captain Kirk: Should we have a friendly game of cards?
Kirk: No, let's play poker.
Star
Trek Trivia: Captain Kirk seldoms laughs, but when he does,
it involves Romulan ale.
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. When you find yourself in a sticky situation, you say,
"Scotty, Beam Me Up!"
Q.
What did the Enterprise replicator say to Captain Kirk when
he ordered coffee?
A. Beam me up, biscotti! |
Q.
Why is Janeway the most effective Star Trek captain?
A. Voyager needed a woman captain because a male captain
would never admit they were lost and ask for directions!
Q.
How do you know you're a Star Trekking Trekkie?
A. You think Captain Janeway is sexier than Princess Leia.
Q.
Who is Bigfoot's favorite Star Trek character?
A. B'Elanna Torres. And, he finds all Klingon babes really
hot, too!
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Q.
What did Leonard McCoy say after he re-inserted Spock's
brain into his head?
A. "I should never have reconnected his mouth."
Bones: I tried to look up impotence on the Internet, but
nothing came up.
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You'd let Nurse Chaple give you oo-mox, even
if you're not Ferrengi.
Q.
How can your mate tell you were a serious Deep Space Nine
fan?
A. Your partner initiates foreplay, and you ask for OO-MOX.
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