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Q. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? A. with Ewokie Talkies!
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Cross over to Dark Side humor, Star Wars jokes, forceful laughs and funny R2D2 puns.

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(Because Lightsaber Jokes and Forceful Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in the Galactic Empire!)
Warning: Proceed With Caution! Power! Unlimited power! Darth Sidious jokes and Obi-ous puns ahead.
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Q. What o you call a Sith lord who likes to go fishing? A. Darth Wader!Q. What do you cll a Jedi in denial? A. Obi-Wan Cannot Be!What does Chewie call Han when he uses weed? A. Han So-High!

Q. What do you call an evil procrastinator?
A. Darth Later.

Q. What did Luke say when he found out Darth Vader was his father?
A. Oh Sith!

Q. Who would be the winner in a fight between Batman and Darth Vader?
A. Chuck Norris.

Q. How many Stormtroopers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Fiftly. One to screw in a new bulb, and 49 to be killed for dramatic effect.

Q. Who is short, green, and plays the cello?
A. Yo-Yo-Da.

Q. What does Yoda say to Luke when he's on the first tee?
A. May the course be with you.

Q. Who wrote the forceful self-help book titled, How to Swing That Lightsaber on Saturday Night?
A. J'ed I. Masters.

Q. What does Obi-Wan Kenobi say to Luke when a burned out light bulb won't budge?
A. Use the Force, Luke.

Q. Which Star Wars character grows the best weed?
A. Yoda, because two green thumbs, he has.

Q. Why shouldn't you eat gluten-free Wookiee treats?
A. Because they're more than a little chewie.

Q. What do you call an artisan wookiee who crafts bowls and urns in his studio?
A. A Hairy Potter.

Q. Why won't Chewbacca ever go to a Stark Trek convention?
A. He hates being called a Fur-engi.

Q. What do Jedi use to view PDF files? A. Adobe Wan Kenobi!Q. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark Side? A. Vader Tots!Q. What do you need to reroute droids? A. R2 Detour!

Q. Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?
A. Because attachments are forbidden.

Q. Why isn't a Jedi Knight ever lonely?
A. Because the Force is always with him.

Q. Which kind of self-driving car takes you to a Jedi?
A. A To-Yoda!

Q. What did a sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?
A. I yam your father.

Q. How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A. The same way he takes his coffee, on the Dark Side.

Q. Why didn't Darth Vader eat Ewoks?
A. He thought they were a little Chewie.

Q. What do you call a copycat droid?
A. R2Me2.

Q. Which Star Wars droid is best for traveling long distances?
A. Far2D2.

Q. What is it called when a hero sneaks in and stabs Darth with a light saber?
A. A space inVader.

Q. Why didn't the droid mechanic ever get lonely? A. Because he was always making new friends!Q. Who aspires to become a Jedi? A. Obi-Wannabe!Q. What do you call two suns fighting each other? A. Star Wars!

Q. What do you call a drunken droid?
A. Bar2D2.

Q. Which droid is assigned to assist an ophthalmologist?
A. R2See2.

Q. What is the name of Darth Vader's corrupt brother?
A. Taxi Vader.

Q. What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?
A. Do well you will do!

Q. Who wrote the powerful sci-fi thriller,
The Force?
A. Jed I. Night.

Luke Skywalker: Are we going the right way?
Yoda: Off course we are.

Q. What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?
A. A bow TIE.

Q. When is Earth Day for Yoda?
A. May the 4th.

Q. What did the Galactic Empire marriage counselor say to the struggling couple?
A. May divorce be with you.

Q. Where does Jabba prefer to eat? A. Pizza Hutt!Q. What's the difference between an Atat and a Stormtrooper? A. One's an Imperial Walker and the other is a Walking Imperial!Q. What is a Jedi's favorite toy? A a Yo-Yoda!

Q. What did the alien cannibal order for lunch?
A. Pizza with everyone on it.

Q. What do you call Chewbacca when he has bits of chocolate in his fur?
A. Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Q. Which programming language do hungry Star Wars programmers use?
A. JabbaScript.

Q. What is Darth Vader's least favorite beverage temperature?
A. Luke warm.

Q. Why was the Stormtrooper frantically jumping up and down?
A. He stepped on Ant-hillies!

Q. What did the Jedi knight say to his proctologist?
A. These are not the 'roids you're looking for!

Q. Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?
A. Ewoked every batter.

Q. Which vehicle does Darth Vader drive while vacationing in Colorado?
A. Nissan Rogue.

Q. What does a Jedi use to wash his hands?
A. The Forcet.

Q. Which Jedi knight delivers babies?
A. OB-GYN Kenobi.

Q. Which baseball position does Yoda play?
A. Short Stop.

Q. Which Jedi loved to eat corn?
A. Maize Windu.

Q. What did Luke say when an old Jedi master ran off with his last pastry?
A. Hey, you Owe Me One Cannoli!

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