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Why did everybody love the fisherman?
A. 'Cause he was a reel catch!
Q.
What do fish and women have in common?
A. Both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
Q.
How can you tell that a Colorado mountain lake has become
very popular with anglers?
A. Because the parking lot had fishing lines.
Q.
Why was the guy fired from his fisherman job?
A. 'Cause he got too caught up in it.
Q.
Who wrote the book, Bound to Catch Fish?
A. Will Ketchim.
Q.
Which musicians make the best fishermen?
A. Bass players.
Q.
Why don't many fish pass their finals?
A. Because they work below C level.
Q.
How did the fisherman know he finally found the perfect
trout fishing spot along the South Platte River in South
Park, Colorado?
A. He caught site of it.
Q.
Why did the fisherman quit his job?
A. Because the net pay wasn't very good.
Q.
What happened when the Boston fisherman's wife fell overboard?
A. A giant clam chowed her. |
Q.
What does a fisherman use to find the World Wide Web?
A. The Net.
Q.
Which social network do USO aliens prefer?
A. Fishbook.
Q.
How does a fisherman make a fish laugh?
A. He tells a whale of a tale.
Q.
When is a fisherman the most offensive?
A. When he's way out of line.
Q.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?
A. When a golfer lies, he doesn't have to bring anything
home for proof.
Q.
Why was the fisherman kicked out of the band?
A. They didn't like the way he was slapping the bass around.
Q.
Where do goldfish go on vacation?
A. Round and round the globe.
A
golfer was standing ot the tee overlooking a river and see
two fishermen out there. He turns to his golf buddy and
says, "Look at those two morons fishing in the rain."
Q.
What do you call a big smelly fish?
A. A stink ray.
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Q.
Why did the fisherman go crazy?
A. Pier pressure.
Q.
How does a fisherman post a fish?
A. He sends it COD or by First Bass Mail.
Q.
What do fishermen do when their keyboard sounds funny?
A. They call a piano tuna.
Q.
Why was Tom Sawyer such an avid fisherman?
A. He was trying to catch up with Huck Finn.
Q.
Why can't you ever truly trust a commercial fisherman?
A. 'Cause they all sell-fish.
Q.
Why didn't Noah do any fishing aboard the ark?
A. 'Cause he only had two worms.
Q.
How does a fisherman keep a big fish from smelling?
A. He cuts off its nose.
Q.
What is it called when you go out to sea to capture large,
flat fish?
A. Catching some rays.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaur enjoyed fishing for Kraken?
A. Sea-Rex.
Q.
What's the difference between a professional fisherman and
a teenage boy?
A. One's a master baiter, and the other is a masturbator.
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