What do hikers call it when big hairy spiders unexpectedly
rain down out of the sky near Four Corners, Colorado?
A. A tarantula downpour!
up a steep Colorado hillside can be great exercise, if you
are so inclined.
blonde hikers from Brush, Colorado were in Pike National
Forest and came across some tracks. The first one said,
"It looks like bear tracks." The second said, "No, it looks
like beaver tracks." Before the third could say anything,
they all got hit by a train... Dam!
Colorado Gossip of the Day: Did you hear about the kidnapping
on Pike's Peak? It's okay he woke up!
What's another Colorado local term for a sleeping bag?
A. A nap sack.
Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons
like to go hiking?
Do old mountain climbers ever die?
A. No, but they do go downhill.
Q. What do you call the insatiable urge to climb all of
A. Being drawn to scale.
Factoid of the Day: Colorado is the only place where it's
acceptable for a man to brag about how many 14-ers he's
been on top of.
Which classic cartoon guy was incredibly skilled at climbing
Colorado's Rocky Mountains?
A. Popeye the Scaler.
High Fact of the Day: The mountain climbers who worked together
to reach the summit teamed up.
Why are Colorado mountain climbing puns so funny?
A. Because they really peak your interest!
Why was the mountain climber able to reach the summit so
A. 'Cause she was in tip-top shape.
What do you call a Colorado high country hiker who tells
A. A snow fake.
Q. How do you describe the hiker who always climbed to the
summit of Pike's Peak on her birthday?
A. Getting up there in years.
How do you define pathological if you're hiking
near Steamboat Springs?
A. A reasonable way to go...
What is it called when you believe everybody in Colorado
who brags about discovering a new water-worn ravine?
A. Gully Bull.
Why should you hike a mile high?
A. The view is amazing up here.
While camping in Colorado, how do you keep your sleeping
bag from getting stretched out?
A. Don't sleep in it too long!
How did campers in the remote campground build a campfire.
A. In the sticks.
you hear about the blonde camper who slept like a log? She
woke up in the campfire...