If you're hiking in the Colorado Rocky Mountains and find
a fork in the road, what should you do?
A. Stop for lunch!
stoners were out for a mountain hike and saw a fly on a
pile of crap. One pothead said the other, "Wow, he
really had to go bad!"
Why did the hipster leave his Aspen mansion by the Roaring
A. It was too current.
How do you describe a Colorado mountain camping trip?
A. In tents!
What steps should you take if you see a mountain lion while
hiking on Pike's Peak?
A. Very large ones.
Waiter, this salad is frozen solid!
Waiter at The Little Diner in Vail: Yes ma'am, that's because
the chef used iceberg lettuce.
What do you get if your cross a bear and a deer?
A. Some insane new Colorado craft beer. And it's
usually served with Rocky Mountain Oysters.
After a night of camping in eastern Colorado, what did the
Lone Ranger say when he woke to see his tent had blown away
by a tornado?
A. Tonto, we're not in canvas anymore!