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Which Colorado14-er should you climb is you can't make a decision? Quandary Peak!
Q. What did the little montain say to the big mountain? A. Hi Cliff!
Wolf Says: Welcome to Colorado's High Country! Dogs Welcomed!
Q. Why do hipsters tend to stick to back country streams in Colorado? A. Because they're less main stream!

 


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Climb on up to Colorado mountain humor and high-larious puns to get to the butte of the joke.

Colorado Mountain Jokes and Camping Humor
(Because Rocky Jokes and Campy Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in the Great Colorado Outdoors!)
Warning: Vacation at Your Own Risk! Mountains of humor, rocky humor, camping Jokes and hill areas puns ahead.
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Colorado Wisdom: If you don't like the weather, just wait five minutes, and don't stand on top of a mountain during a thunder storm!You might be from Colorado if you friend asks your plans for today's hike and you summit up nicely!Wookie says: I came across two talking stones while hiking in Colorado! One was big, but shy. The other was a little Boulder!

Colorado Camping Tip: If you get cold in your tent, just go stand in the corner because it's always 90 there.

Q. Why are Colorado's ski slopes so funny?
A. Because they're hill areas!

Q. How do you define pathological if you're hiking near Steamboat Springs?
A. A reasonable way to go...

Q. How can you tell that a primo Colorado mountain lake has become very popular with tourists and local anglers?
A. Because the parking lot had fishing lines.

Q. Why are Colorado hiking stores so diverse?
A. Because they employ people from all walks of life.

Q. What did the optometrist need for sightseeing in the Colorado Rockies?
A. An eye-tinerary.

Q. Which classic cartoon guy was incredibly skilled at climbing Colorado's Rocky Mountains?
A. Popeye the Scaler.

Q. Why did the stock broker go to Vail?
A. He wanted to meet moguls.

Q. Why are the Colorado Front Range foothills so funny?
A. Because they're hill areas!

Q. Where do werewolves stay when they vacation in Aspen?
A. The Howliday Inn.

Q. Why was Lt. Worf such an outstanding mountain climber in Colorado?
A. Because he was a true Kling-on.

Idaho Springs Patient: I keep painting myself gold.
Bakerville Shrink: Oh, don't worry. It's just a gilt complex.

You might be from Colorado if you're determined to finish the hike around the mountain lake come hell or high water!You might be from Colorado if you carry your $3000 bike on top of your $500 car!You might be from Colorado if you've actuallyy seen Bigfoot, in South Partk of all places!

Q. How do you avoid getting swallowed by a river while white water rafting in Colorado?
A. Stay away from the river's mouth.

Q. How is Colorado craft beer better than a woman?
A. Beer likes to go fishing, plus beer never fishes for compliments!

Q. What happened to the tourist frog vacationing in Colorado at Chimney Gulch in the No Parking Zone?
A. He got toad away!

Q. If a blonde camper has three tents in one hand and six sleeping bags in the other, what does she have?
A. Big hands. Duh!

Q. What kind of music do locals enjoy listening to in Granite, Colorado?
A. Hard Rock!

Q. Why did the near-sighted guy fall into Idaho Springs?
A. Because he didn't see that well!

A novice camper went out trying to buy a camouflage tent, but couldn't find any.

Q. Where is the best place for searching for Bigfoot in the Colorado mountains?
A. The Sawatch Range.

Q. Where can you get a scary good hair cut in Estes Park, Colorado?
A. Hair's Johnny Salon in the Stanley Hotel.

Black Widow: I tell people that I'm a spider.
Aspen Shrink: What a web of lies!

You might be from Denver if your sense of direction is toward the mountains and away from the mountains!Q. What do you call a funny mountain? A. Hillarious!Colorado Wisdom: If you don't like the weather, just wait five minutes, and take cover in the lowest spot during a thunder storm!

Q. What do you call it when you jump off of Lookout Mountain with a chicken in each hand?
A. Hen Gliding!

Q. What does a Colorado Rocky Mountain wear when it gets cold?
A. An ice cap.

Pinon Tree: I feel like a needle.
Castle Pines Shrink: I see your point.

Q. Why does Humpty Dumpty prefer camping in the Colorado mountains during autumn?
A. Because he has a great fall!

Q. What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of Pike's Peak?
A. A big eggroll.

Q. Which National Parks icon do Colorado locksmiths admire most?
A. Smokey the Bear.

Q. Why don't mummies like to go camping in the Colorado Rockies?
A. They're afraid to relax and unwind.

Q. What is the definition of a successful Colorado hunting trip?
A. When three men manage to kill nine cases of beer in two days.

Q. Where do Breckenridge, Colorado snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snow bank on Peak 9.

Never go hiking with a serial killer in Colorado! Just give hm free reign on the psycho path!You might be from Colorado if an avalancheis coming and you're wearing Broncos blinders!You might from Colorado if you will not touch Rocky Mountain Oysters, not even with a ten foot pole!

Q. If you're hiking in the Colorado Rocky Mountains and find a fork in the road, what should you do?
A. Stop for lunch!

Two stoners were out for a mountain hike and saw a fly on a pile of crap. One pothead said the other, "Wow, he really had to go bad!"

Q. Why did the hipster leave his Aspen mansion by the Roaring Fork River?
A. It was too current.

Q. How do you describe a Colorado mountain camping trip?
A. In tents!

Q. What steps should you take if you see a mountain lion while hiking on Pike's Peak?
A. Very large ones.

Customer: Waiter, this salad is frozen solid!
Waiter at The Little Diner in Vail: Yes ma'am, that's because the chef used iceberg lettuce.

Q. What do you get if your cross a bear and a deer?
A. Some insane new Colorado craft beer. And it's usually served with Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Q. After a night of camping in eastern Colorado, what did the Lone Ranger say when he woke to see his tent had blown away by a tornado?
A. Tonto, we're not in canvas anymore!

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