What sensation really gives a Canada goose in Cheesman Park
A. Goose bumps.
suitcase started to cry when I picked it up off the baggage
carousel at DIA. I guess I'm carrying emotional baggage.
What is the most insane new Denver craft beer?
A. One Brew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Why did the Denver weatherman prefer Colorado craft beer?
A. Because his head is in the cloud.
Why did the blonde frantically run around outside in Downtown
Denver with her purse open?
A. She heard they were expecting some change in the weather.
What do Denverites call poetry by a pigeon out in a marijuana
A. High Coo!
Which Colorado craft beer is popular at CU?
A. Barley Legal Ale.
What is next year's grand prize in the Denver Chapter Time
Travel Club raffle?
A. A trip to a winning season in the near future. Go
Why was the duck put in the Denver Nuggets game?
A. To make a fowl shot.
Which LoDo Denver brew pub can Millennials relate to, thus
whine about the most?
A. The Hop, Skip, and Jump!
Why can't basketball players, other than the Nuggets, vacation
A. Because they'd be called for traveling.
What do time traveling aliens call their little green vacation
in the Mile High City?
A. Time Off!
What did the unhappy guy say after his limb replacement
surgery was botched at Denver Health Medical Center?
A. I'll kill 'em with my bear hand!
What is the new and improved slogan of the Aurora Notel
on E Colfax?
A. Not Just For Nooners Anymore!
Why are hobby chicken coops becoming so popular in the Denver
A. 'Cause chickens are the pets that poop breakfast. EW!
Why do Denver chicken jokes keep getting dumber and dumber?
A. Because new chicks are making them up now!
Why do Denver area stoners spend so much money?
A. Because they're high rollers!
High Pick-Up Line: Wow, your
eyes are as green as Colorado!