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You might be from Colrado if homemade salsa is the base of your food pyramid!
Stoner Wolf Says: Welcome to Colorful Colorado! Hey, GREEN is a color, too!
You might be from Colorado if you'd rather run with the squatch, than run away!
Q. What does his wife say when the pot grower leaves for work? A. Doobie Careful!

 


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Colorful Colorado Jokes & High Mountain Humor
(Because Mountains High Jokes and Rocky Road Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in Colorado!)
Warning: Extend Your Vacation with Caution! Height-larious humor, rocky jokes, and high attitude puns ahead.
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| Colorado Weather | Colorado Craft Beer Puns | Colorado Cannabis Jokes | Colorado Come-Ons |

You might be from Colorado if you feel slighted if your dog doesn't get a treat at your bank's drive thru!You might be from Denver if your sense of direction is toward the mountains and away from the mountains!You might be from Colorado if you have a rocky sense of humor!

Q. Which munchie do hungry Colorado dogs enjoy most?
A. Pupcakes.

Q. What do you call a hungry canine on top of St. Mary's Glacier?
A. A chili dog.

Q. Why did the Pueblo, Colorado pooch sit in the shade?
A. He didn't want to become a hot dog.

Q. Why did the Denver pet store owner call his dentist?
A. His canines were loose!

Q. What is a sure sign Fido got into the dessert at Denver's Watering Bowl tavern and dog park?
A. Pudding on the dog.

Q. What happens if a see-level eyeball travels to the top of Pike's Peak too quickly?
A. It gets Eye Altitude Sickness.

Q. Why did the Denver cops arrest the craft brewer?
A. He was accused of a-malt and beer-tery.

Q. What's the main problem with Denver Police jokes?
A. The cops don't think they're funny, and private citizens are afraid to laugh at them!

Q. How do Metro Denver chickens get off the highway?
A. They take the eggs-it.

Q. How do you describe the hiker who always climbed to the summit of Pike's Peak on her birthday?
A. Getting up there in years.

Q. Why wasn't the Colorado brew chemist convicted on hopped up charges?
A. The jury wasn't convinced beyond a shadow of a stout.

Q. What is it called when there's a big ruckus in a Colorado craft beer pub about a Painful beer Pun?
A. A real brew ha ha!

Q. What do you call a fantasy piece written by an author while at a Colorado brew pub?
A. An hoptical allusion.

Q. What did the bartender say after the beaver walked into his South Platte River bar?
A. Please shut the dam door!

A soccer ball walks into a Denver brew pub, but the beer tender kicked him out.

You might be from Colorado if you eat ice cream during the winter!Port-o-potties say: Go Denver! And we mean go!You might from Colorado if you will not touch Rocky Mountain Oysters, not even with a ten foot pole!

Q. Why do Colorado Goldfish crackers smile?
A. Because they're baked.

One Colorado pot plant to another: Are you hungry?
Second pot plant: Sure, I could use a light snack.

Q. Which breakfast treat do tourists enjoy while vacationing in Colorado?
A. Vape Nuts.

Colorado Stoner Munchies Pick-Up Line: Hey, wanna eat cookie dough together sometime?

Q. When does a Denver fan eat pastries?
A. Whenever the Broncos force a turnover.

Broncos Tailgater Pick-Up Line: Consider this the two-minute warning... before I kiss you!

Q. Why did the a Denver Broncos fan cross the road?
A. Somebody said, "Hey."

Q. Why can't basketball players, other than the Nuggets, vacation in Denver?
A. Because they'd be called for traveling.

Q. After a night of camping in eastern Colorado, what did the Lone Ranger say when he woke to see his tent had blown away by a tornado?
A. Tonto, we're not in canvas anymore!

Q. Which Colorado craft beer do bullies with a bad temper drink?
A. Hop-Blooded Ale.

Q. Why did the blonde Colorado tourist hate the winding road over Guanella Pass?
A. It was driving her crazy!

Aliens in Flying Saucer Say: We're here because it High Day!Q. Why do Denver Broncos jokes keep getting dumber and dumbest? A. Kapow! What was the question, again?Stoner Wolf Says: Welcome to Colorful Colorado! Hey, GREEN is a color, too!

Q. What is the motto of spaced aliens in Colorado?
A. Why can't we all just get a bong?

Q. What do you do if you see a space man while getting high in Colorado?
A. Park in it dude!

Q. Which Colorado pot strain is preferred by E.T. strangers in the night?
A. Dooby Dooby Doo!

Q. What happened to the short E.T. after he got baked in Colorado?
A. He could finally hold his head up high.

Q. Why are Denver Broncos jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A. Because now the players are making them up themselves!

Mile High Point to Ponder: What do the Denver Broncos cheerleaders try to stirrup?

Q. What did the pirate say whenever the Broncos score?
A. Aye, me Bucko!

Q. How does a Broncos tailgater introduce himself to the hot blonde with a ponytail who just arrived?
A. Hay There!

Ganja Point to Ponder: Why is green code talk okay in Ireland and Colorado, but rather suspicious in Omaha?

Idaho Springs Patient: I keep painting myself gold.
Bakerville Shrink: Oh, don't worry. It's just a gilt complex.

Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons go to vacation?
A. Colorado.

Q. Which hearty Colorado root veggie crop produces sugar and smiles?
A. Beets me?

Go Broncos! Short Out the Chargers!You might be from Colorado if every movie theater offers military and student discounts!Zombie asks: Ho do you keep a Denver Bronco out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts! Go Broncos!

Q. Why is it ironic when the Broncos play like possums?
A. Denver is im-possum-ably too high for opossums.

Q. What do Denver fans call the Broncos when they lose?
A. A bawl club.

Q. How can you tell a Colorado Sasquatch is supersticious?
A. He always knocks on wood during Denver Broncos games!

Q. Why did an Estes Park pony go to the vet?
A. Because he was a little hoarse.

Q. Why did eagles build a nest near the summit of Lookout Mountain?
A. 'Cause they liked the bird's-eye-view of Denver.

Colorado Tourism Slogan: Weed like to welcome you.

Brown Palace Hotel Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy?
Hotel Clerk: Well, you said you wanted the best sweet in the house.

Q. What do you call it when a mean detective mutt follows you around at Denver International Airport?
A. Being cur-tailed.

You might be from Colorado if you know what a trust fund hippie is, and know its natural habitat is the Pearl Street Mall in Boulder.

Q. Why did a near-sighted guy from Kansas fall into Glenwood Springs?
A. Because he didn't see that well!

Q. What do you call a Broncos fan who's gone all around the world?
A. A Globe Trotter.

Q. Why are pigs such great Denver Broncos football fans?
A. Because they're always rooting.

Q. What does an optimist Broncos fan hope for when the team tails?
A. The mane event!

Q. Why didn't the Rocky Ford farm horse run faster than a trot through the melon field?
A. Because he cant-a-lope.

Q. What did the prostitute say when the passenger beside her on the flight to Denver said he didn't have any cash, but really wanted to join the mile high club?
A. I don't give a flying f-ck.

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