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Warning: Bib Onward with Caution! Fish 'n chips jokes, mussel humor, lox laughs and shrimpy puns ahead.
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Did you hear about the fight in the kitchen? A fish got battered!Fish says: Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day!Q. What is a fish's least favorite day of the week? A. Fry Day!

Q. What does a chef call it when he runs out of seafood for his famous chowder?
A. A clam-ity!

Seafood Restaurant Waiter: Sorry to keep you waiting. Your order will be ready soon.
Customer: What kind of bait are you using?

Q. Which kind of fish swims in hot oil?
A. Battered fish sticks. And, this is exactly what happens to fish that dropout of school! Yum!

Did you hear about the British cannibal who enjoyed dining on fish and chaps?

Q. What do you call it when a chef runs out of seafood for her famous chowder?
A. A clam-ity!

Q. What happened when the seafood chef tried to remove the gritty parts off his shrimp?
A. It was a devein attempt.

Did you hear about the sauna that serves lunch? They specialize in steamed mussels.

Q. What happened to the dancing pirate who went to the seafood-themed disco?
A. He pulled a mussel.

Q. Why was the floundering seafood restaurant allowed to cook its books?
A. There's no accounting for taste!

Q. What is the chance to sample a fishy broth at a high brow music event called?
A. An opera-tuna-ty.

Cook a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish, and you get rid of him for the entire weekend!

Q. Why did a fish become a waiter?
A. He liked when people tipped the scales.

Q. Why don't Americans eat snails? A. Because they like fast food!Q. Which fish do pirates like the most? A. The Swordfish!Cow Chef Asks: Did you hear about the brutal fight in the kitchen? A fish got battered!

Q. Why doesn't McDonald's serve escargot?
A. Snails are not fast food and nobody's got slime for that!

Q. Why aren't there any French delicacies in Davy Jones' locker?
A. Because dead men sell no snails.

Customer: Waiter, there's a small slug in this salad.
Waiter: Sorry sir, would you like me to get you a larger one?

Q. What is a garden gnome's favorite seafood?
A. Shrimp.

Q. Which seafood restaurant do most pirates prefer?
A. Long John Silver's.

Q. Which kind of crackers do pirates like in their clam chowder?
A. Goldfish!

Q. Where is a great place to get fast cash for all the shrimp you don't need?
A. At the Prawn Shop.

Impatient Customer: How long do I have to wait for the turtle soup?
Waiter: Well sir, you do realize turtles are really slow...

Q. How does the Seafood Diet work?
A. You see food and you eat it!

Q. Why did the chef have to stop working at the sea food restaurant?
A. Because he pulled a mussel.

Q. What do you call restrooms in a seafood restaurant?
A. Buoys and Gulls Rooms.

Q. Which kind of fish swims in hot oil?
A. Battered fish sticks. And, this is exactly what happens to fish that dropout of school! Yum!

Oh, just admit it! Valentine's day makes you crabby, too!Fishy wine humor: If white wine goes with fish, what do white grapes go with? Sushi!I hate Valentine's Day! And I'm not even a hermit crab!

Q. Why did customers highly recommend the new seafood restaurant?
A. Because it was so fish-ticated!

Q. How much did the crabby food critic tip the waiter?
A. Two cents.

Q. When you look at fish sticks, what do you see?
A. I seafood.

Q. What happens if you put Nutella on raw salmon?
A. You get Salmon-Ella!

Did you hear about the fish chef? He has a lox on his plate...

Q. Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing?
A. Just for the halibut!

Q. What does the pope eat during lent?
A. Holy mackerel!

Q. Which day of the week do fishermen like best?
A. Fry-Day.

Q. Which dish do pirates order for dinner at Long John Silvers?
A. The swordfish.

Q. What is an Italian chef's favorite song to sing when he's cooking fish?
A. O Sole Mio.

Women's Wine Joke: What's the difference between a glass of wine and a man? A glass of wine hits the spot every time!Q. Why don't oysters donate to charity? A. Because they're shellfish.Toasting Fish Says: Hello Saturday, Glad we're here again, my dear friend!

Q. What did the lonesome guy order at the seafood joint?
A. Sole.

Doctor McCoy: Do you serve crabs here?
Enterprise Mess Officer: Yes sir. Please have a seat.

Q. Why did the hard-of-hearing guy order pickled fish at the seafood take-out restaurant?
A. He needed a herring aid.

Q. Where do one-legged pirates like to eat brunch when they're ashore?
A. At iHop!

Q. What did duct tape order at the seafood restauant?
A. Fish sticks.

Pirate Pick-Up Line: Aye lady, your grapefruits aRRRe the cure for me scurvy!

Q. What did the sushi say to the bee?
A. Wassabee!

Customer: I found a hair in my turtle soup.
Dumb Waiter: Dude, really? That means the turtle and the hare finally got together!

Q. Which kind of vegetable should you order at a seafod restaurant if you're into diet and fitness?
A. Mussel sprouts.

Cooky Gossip of the Day: Did you hear about the fight in the kitchen? A fish got battered.

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