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Q. Which actress is the favorite of pirates?
A. Dyan Cannon.
Q.
Why do most pirates end up getting divorces?
A. Due to all the aRRRguments and the wandering aye.
Q.
What is a pirate's favorite part of the foot he still has?
A. The aRRch.
Pirate
Pick-Up Line: My lady,
me ship was sunk before I laid ayes on ye. |
Q.
Where does a pirate go when he has diarrrhea?
A. The poop deck.
Q.
Who wrote the book, Hidden Pirate Treasures?
A. Burr E. Moore.
Q.
Where do pirates go to play pinball?
A. The aRRcade.
Q.
What did the pirate say when his leg got stuck in the door
of the walk-in cooler?
A. BRRR! Shiver me timbers!
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Q.
Which ailment to geriatric pirates suffer from most often?
A. ARRRthritis.
Little
Known Pirate Factoid: Pirate ship captains do not like crew
cuts!
Pick-Up
a Pirate Line: Aye, that's quite a cutlass ye have thar.
What ye need is a good scabbard.
Q.
Which street does a pirate travel when in town on shore
leave?
A. The main aRRtery. |
