than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive,
able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Yeah, all
part of Chuck Norris's gym warm-up.
What does Chuck Norris think in his mind to get psyched
A. Chun Kuk Do.
Why doesn't Chuck Norris wear a watch?
A. Because he decides what time it is.
Duper Trivia: Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Fact of the Day: The Hulk is not hung like a horse. Horses
are hung like the Hulk. (Did you just hear Chuck Norris
Why doesn't Chuck Norris lift weights?
A. Because that implies there are limits to his strength.
What happened after a rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris?
A. The snake died.
Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his den. It isn't dead,
it's just afraid to move!
Chuck Norris Fact from Wikipedia: They did not add Chuck
Norris to Mount Rushmore because the granite was not tough
enough for his beard!
you hear Chuck Norris once arm wrestled The Hulk? The loser
had to paint himself green...
Why did Superman have to go by the alias "Clark Kent?"
A. Because the name "Chuck Norris" was already
taken in the future!
Hot Fact of the Day: Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce instead
Who would be the winner in a fight between Batman and Darth
A. Chuck Norris.
you know that Chuck Norris once rode a bull? Yeah, nine
months later, it had a calf.
Why are whiteboards white?
A. Because Chuck Norris scared them.
Powerful Trivia: Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as
Factoid: There are only two things that can cut diamonds.
Other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Sight: Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people, but he does
see that people are dead.
Why is there no April 1 on Chuck Norris's calender?
A. Because nobody can fool him.
Dude Factoid: There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the heat up.
Wanna hear Chuck Norris tell a dog poop joke?
A. Never mind. It really stinks...
What happened when Chuck Norris was hit by gunfire?
A. The bullets were critically wounded.
you know that Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the neck?
All of its descendants are known as giraffes.