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Batman asks: What does Batgirl wear to bed? A. Her Dark Knight Gown!
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Q. How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light bulb? A. Batman is NOT afraid of the dark!Spider-Man Says: Happy Spunday!Q. What is Superman's favorite drink? A. Fruit Punch!

Q. Where does the Green Arrow like to vacation?
A. Lake Arrowhead.

Q. What do you call a superhero with a man bun and glasses?
A. A Hips-Thor.

Q. Why was Thor avoiding his brother?
A. He Odin money!

Q. Why did it take Thor so long to find his brother?
A. He couldn't Loki-te him.

Q. Back in the day at the video store, what was the guy told when he asked to rent Batman Forever?
A. No, you have to bring it back on Thorsday.

Q. What do you call Spider-Man joining the Marvel Universe?
A. A spin-off!

Q. Why did Spiderman drive off in his bud's car?
A. He just wanted to go for a quick spin.

Q. What happens if you cross Spiderman with an ear of corn?
A. You get cobwebs!

Q. What is Spiderman's favorite TV game show?
A. The Newly Web Game.

Q. How does Spider-Man communicate with other superheroes?
A. He uses the world wide web.

Q. What could Clark Kent say in 1940 that is equally applicable today?
A. "I'm sorry I can't help you. I can't find a phone booth right now."

Q. What was the mummy's evil plan to do in Superman this evening?
A. He was going to lure him to the crypt tonight.

Q. Why does Superman hate trading Bitcoin after dinner?
A. Because it's Crypto-night.

Q. What did the horny vampire say to Superman?
A. See you in the Kryp-tonite.

Q. What does Bruce Wayne eat when it's cold outside? A. Alpha-Bat Soup!The ciry was safer because of Dick Tracy's Crime Watch!Q. Which farm animal turns into a superhero at night? A. This sheep is Baaman!

Q. How did young Bruce Wayne carry his books to school?
A. In a bat-pack.

Q. What did Alfred call Batman when he was a mere lad?
A. 'Lil Wayne.

Q. What is Batman's favorite fruit?
A. Ba-na-na-na-na-nannas!

Q. How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?
A. She can't anymore, so Alfred does.

Q. Why won't Captain America use the metric system?
A. He refuses to support a foreign ruler!

Q. Why was Captain Mexico deported?
A. They feared he wanted to take Captain America's job.

Q. What does Captain America say when he puts together the superhero orchestra?
A. Avengers, ensemble!

Captain America Come-On: Hey babe, my shield can block anything, but it couldn't stop you from from stealing my heart.

Q. What do you call a whole clan of superheroes living in the Ozarks?
A. The Inbredibles.

Q. How did Mr. Fantastic arrive at the superhero meeting?
A. In a stretch limo.

Q. What is The Thing's favorite treat?
A. Rock Candy.

Q. Which diet did Mr. Freeze go on?
A. The Meltdown Diet.

Dr. Doom Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, wanna see what the real Ultimate Nullifier looks like?

Q. What does Superman put in his beverages? A. Just ice!Q. What is Batman's favorite drink? A. Fruit punch!Q. What is red and blue and goes a million miles per hour? A. Superman in a blender!

Q. Why does Superman tell jokes while he's out running?
A. Because he's an Action Comic!

Q. Who was Superman's arch enemy back in prehistoric times?
A. T-Rex Luthor.

Q. How did Lois Lane know that was Superman in bed?
A. Because he always came as fast as he could!

Q. What is Superman's favorite Rolling Stones song?
A. You Kent Always Get What You Want.

Q. How does Batman like to spend his disposable income?
A. On Bat-mo-bills.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, heaven's in the backseat of the Batmobile. Lemme take you there!

Q. What does the Batmobile run on in the 21st Century ?
A. Batteries.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, how about I hide in your Batcave for a while?

Superhero Point to Ponder: If Wonder Woman and Spiderman went into business together, would they call it Amazon Web Services?

Super Point to Ponder: If Wonder Woman is the best female warrior, would that make her Amazon Prime?

Q. How did the guy attending Comicon know he was married to Wonder Woman?
A. She wonders when he'll grow up. She wonders when he'll take out the trash. She wonders when he'll get a raise and promotion. And, she wonders why she ever married him!

Q. Why did Batman's date go so badly? A. Hw had bat breath!Q. What do you get if you cross the man of steel with beef broth? A. Souper-Man!Q. How is Batman like false teeth? A. He comes out at night!

Q. What is it called when Batman skips church on Sunday?
A. Christian Bale.

Q. How did Batman get out of Purgatory in Gotham City?
A. He posted Christian Bail.

Q. Why does Batman wear dark clothing?
A. Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Q. Why does Robin wear brightly colored clothing?
A. Because Batman does not want to get shot!

Q. Why is Superman a really bad date?
A. Even though he's been flying around for hours, he won't stop to ask for directions.

Did you hear about the Superman Halloween costume sale? They were just flying off the shelf!

Q. Why won't the Man of Steel eat canned soup?
A. It comes in tin cans.

Q. Where does Superman do his duty?
A. In the Super Can.

Gotham City Point to Ponder: Why does Batman wear kevlar armor and a bulletproof vest, while Robin wears colorful spandex?

Q. Why does Batman wear a mask?
A. Because the citizens of Gotham City are smarter and more astute than those in Metropolis.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, are you holding Gotham City in a state of fear? 'Cause you're da bomb!

Q. Which Gotham City villain is the most curious character?
A. Catwoman.

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